Irani talking out of his **** again

"My dad phawned me up after shorr to say I weren't at gehm"

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RIIALC
 
laserblue said:
A first effort on Youtube hence a couple of minor glitches.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4H6TmiiY24[/youtube]

That is absolutely hilarious!

Fucking brilliant!

And I wish to update my opinion of the Bolton / Essex rag.

RIIALC.
 
Swales lives said:
I'll listen to Durham later, he's got to mention it. I honestly think that Nipholmes' campaign and this thread could see our lying yonner ragtwat-friend, out on his ear, scratching a living out of boring small halls of people at sports dinners.

The freebies will dry-up, Ted Beckham will shun him, Gazza will say he didn't pay a penny and he'll resort to sitting outside the shops, homeless, hungry and waiting for a kind soul to give him a massive piece of quiche.

Fuck you Irani, if you're reading this. Even North Norfolk Digital won't fuckin' touch you. You are toast.

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The Flash said:
pirate said:
The Flash said:
I think it is Bluemoon's duty to completely fuck his wiki page up.

Just add complete bullshit facts about him, seeing as he loves a good old lie.

i am banned from updating wikipedia, can someone add that he has a shed at the bottom of his garden, used purely for masturbation as his wife wont allow him to do it in the house

Someone might just have tweaked his entry slightly in reference to what he does on Talksport, under the "career" section. Purely for accuracy.

Just read it.

It is brilliant.

"He works on Talksport, where he tells lies on the Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast."

Hilarious.

RIIALC.
 
Manx Blue said:
Swales lives said:
I'll listen to Durham later, he's got to mention it. I honestly think that Nipholmes' campaign and this thread could see our lying yonner ragtwat-friend, out on his ear, scratching a living out of boring small halls of people at sports dinners.

The freebies will dry-up, Ted Beckham will shun him, Gazza will say he didn't pay a penny and he'll resort to sitting outside the shops, homeless, hungry and waiting for a kind soul to give him a massive piece of quiche.

Fuck you Irani, if you're reading this. Even North Norfolk Digital won't fuckin' touch you. You are toast.

RIIALC


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The Flash said:
pirate said:
The Flash said:
I think it is Bluemoon's duty to completely fuck his wiki page up.

Just add complete bullshit facts about him, seeing as he loves a good old lie.

i am banned from updating wikipedia, can someone add that he has a shed at the bottom of his garden, used purely for masturbation as his wife wont allow him to do it in the house

Someone might just have tweaked his entry slightly in reference to what he does on Talksport, under the "career" section. Purely for accuracy.

Fucking awesome work mate.
Perhaps unsurprisingly to most of you, I am banned from amending Wikipedia after claiming that Eamonn Holmes had an extensive personal collection of toddler's bicycle seats, so sadly was unable to state that Irani had a shed plastered with pictures of Phil Jones, where he indulged in solitary pleasures involving various root vegetables.
 
Just read it! Quality stuff. I really don't know what he actually does on the show, I like Brazil but they are better off having a few knowledgeable people coming on the show for a chat for half hour or so than waste their money on Irani.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
The Flash said:
pirate said:
i am banned from updating wikipedia, can someone add that he has a shed at the bottom of his garden, used purely for masturbation as his wife wont allow him to do it in the house

Someone might just have tweaked his entry slightly in reference to what he does on Talksport, under the "career" section. Purely for accuracy.

Fucking awesome work mate.
Perhaps unsurprisingly to most of you, I am banned from amending Wikipedia after claiming that Eamonn Holmes had an extensive personal collection of toddler's bicycle seats, so sadly was unable to state that Irani had a shed plastered with pictures of Phil Jones, where he indulged in solitary pleasures involving various root vegetables.

The facts about Gazza have also been edited for accuracy
 
Benarbia_is_god said:
Just read it! Quality stuff. I really don't know what he actually does on the show, I like Brazil but they are better off having a few knowledgeable people coming on the show for a chat for half hour or so than waste their money on Irani.

you LIKE Brazil??????!!!!!!

For fucks sake why? hes not as thick as Ronni but hes a cnut
 
pirate said:
Benarbia_is_god said:
Just read it! Quality stuff. I really don't know what he actually does on the show, I like Brazil but they are better off having a few knowledgeable people coming on the show for a chat for half hour or so than waste their money on Irani.

you LIKE Brazil??????!!!!!!

For fucks sake why? hes not as thick as Ronni but hes a cnut

ABIAC?

RIIALC.
 

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