Irrational Hatred For Players

Dirk Kuyt!! Completely forgot about him in my list.

Got the kind of face you'd never get tired of smashing with a hammer.
 
I know we're not supposed to mention rag players, but the one player more than any other that I really cannot stomach at any time of the day is fucking ratboy Neville.

Hatred is not too strong a word to describe my feelings towards this immature little cnut.
 
strongbowholic said:
Dirk Kuyt!! Completely forgot about him in my list.

Got the kind of face you'd never get tired of smashing with a hammer.

Haha, yeah except it already looks like someone got there first!
 
strongbowholic said:
Ok, who do you hate for no apparent reason (hate may be too strong a word I guess). You can't name any rags in there as it's obvious we dislike them. Nor the obvious targets - Gerrard, Carragher, Lampard, Terry etc.

So who are the ordinary lot that get under your skin?

None of these have ever wronged me as far as I recall but I'd happily slap all of them as they all piss me off:

Brett Emerton
Morten Gamst Pedersen
David Dunn
Paul Scharner
Clint Dempsey
Jimmy Bullard
Barry Ferguson
James McFadden

BLASFAMY!!! Jimmy Bullard is THE ONLY footballer i think is cool in the Prem!

SoccerAM show week-in-week-out that footballers are the most un-cool humans on this island! When you see the "skills school" and "crossbar challenge", all you hear from the players is "brraaa brraa brrrraaaappp!" "Yeah booiyy!" - even from white lads!
and when players go on as guests you hear them choose shit pop RnB kids tunes to come out to - footballers are lame as fuck!

But Jimmmy Bullard seems to be the only one with summet about him, cheeky, funny, top lad! Thank God for Mr Bullard! and he's a great and underrated player!!

Apart from Roy Keane, Garry Chuckle and Nicklas Bendtner (dunno why!) i dont really hate any footballers, i just think they're all a bit weird/lame and soft as fuck fairy boys!
 
danburge82 said:
strongbowholic said:
Ok, who do you hate for no apparent reason (hate may be too strong a word I guess). You can't name any rags in there as it's obvious we dislike them. Nor the obvious targets - Gerrard, Carragher, Lampard, Terry etc.

So who are the ordinary lot that get under your skin?

None of these have ever wronged me as far as I recall but I'd happily slap all of them as they all piss me off:

Brett Emerton
Morten Gamst Pedersen
David Dunn
Paul Scharner
Clint Dempsey
Jimmy Bullard
Barry Ferguson
James McFadden

BLASFAMY!!! Jimmy Bullard is THE ONLY footballer i think is cool in the Prem!

SoccerAM show week-in-week-out that footballers are the most un-cool humans on this island! When you see the "skills school" and "crossbar challenge", all you hear from the players is "brraaa brraa brrrraaaappp!" "Yeah booiyy!" - even from white lads!
and when players go on as guests you hear them choose shit pop RnB kids tunes to come out to - footballers are lame as fuck!

But Jimmmy Bullard seems to be the only one with summet about him, cheeky, funny, top lad! Thank God for Mr Bullard! and he's a great and underrated player!!

Apart from Roy Keane, Garry Chuckle and Nicklas Bendtner (dunno why!) i dont really hate any footballers, i just think they're all a bit weird/lame and soft as fuck fairy boys!
He's still a gormless, shaggy headed, gap toothed, gypsy faced cnut.

All that cheeky, cockney chappy stuff? How does 'feck off' sound, eh Bullard you gimp?
 
Peter Crouch is another. Can't stand him. Outstanding goal scoring record for England, dog toffee at club level.

Oh and sort that robot dance out ya freak.

And your missus is with you for your money and nothing else. Prick.<br /><br />-- Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:43 pm --<br /><br />
samharris said:
lee hendry.
That's a great shout.

Horrible.
 

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