Is anybody “Snobby” about anything?

I was watching a programme the other night and a woman was drinking brandy, the guy asked for one and she poured two brandy’s into small pub spirit type glasses. I thought, put it in a fucking brandy glass ffs! I get like that about some things. Anybody else have things they get a bit snoby about?
Yes, food. My nose goes in the air when I see people getting chips in the curry house or pouring all their Chinese takeaway on a plate and covering it with curry sauce. I also get irrationally irritated at people using their cutlery improperly.
 
I have never in my life written the word snoby or snobby, so go fuck yourselves.

Another thing I am snobby about and will definitely inwardly judge you on is.

You have a suit on, or a pair of dress trousers and the trouser leg doesn’t rest on the heel block of your shoe. Higher or lower and you look like a ****.

Heel block lads, it matters.
 
Wouldn't say I'm snobbish, I just have extremely high standards and look down my nose on the great unwashed who haven't and I only serve lemon wedges with the pith cut off. Other than that....as you were.
Do you have a calendar of pithless lemon wedge serving events? I want in.
 

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