Is anybody “Snobby” about anything?

[Magicpole]

I just call it a heel you snobby twat

Touché

 

[Magicpole]

Yes, food. My nose goes in the air when I see people getting chips in the curry house or pouring all their Chinese takeaway on a plate and covering it with curry sauce. I also get irrationally irritated at people using their cutlery improperly.

Chinese all you can eat. You know where I’m going with this. Cunts who heap about ten different things on the same plate. They then have a very slow walk back to their table, trying not to spill it. They then leave half of it and repeat the process. Take your time. It’s All You Can Fucking Eat. You aren’t being timed.

Classless utter twats.

 

[Blue Mist]

I live in a posh street my next door neighbour puts her fingers in her mouth and whistles to attract my attention. I've told her on numerous occasions we are not Corpy, but still she does it

 

[TueartsOHK]

Football. Ashamed to say I’m not interested in any matches outside of the premiership. I have no idea which division the Sheffield clubs are in or the Bristol clubs etc. Yet I‘ve followed City since the seventies- this is only in the last five years. When I catch one of these games I can’t believe the number of errors and poor passing.

 

[Blue Mist]

Sounds like you need a new hoby

Seems to me he has a very good one......


As long as its his penis

 

[Barcon]

I live in a posh street my next door neighbour puts her fo gers in her mouth and whistles to attract my attention. I've told her on numerous occasions we are not Corpy, but still she does it

what are fo gers?

 

[talkativesprout]

Chinese all you can eat. You know where I’m going with this. Cunts who heap about ten different things on the same plate. They then have a very slow walk back to their table, trying not to spill it. They then leave half of it and repeat the process. Take your time. It’s All You Can Fucking Eat. You aren’t being timed.

Classless utter twats.

are you the same with a free bar? Or do you need a tray?

 

[Blue Mist]

I have never in my life written the word snoby or snobby, so go fuck yourselves.

Another thing I am snobby about and will definitely inwardly judge you on is.

You have a suit on, or a pair of dress trousers and the trouser leg doesn’t rest on the heel block of your shoe. Higher or lower and you look like a ****.

Heel block lads, it matters.

Suit trousers or any trousers, define a man. Too short or too long, just fuck off, if you can't wear them properly, don't, wear shorts so everyone knows your a dick.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

I have never in my life written the word snoby or snobby, so go fuck yourselves.

Another thing I am snobby about and will definitely inwardly judge you on is.(???)

You have a suit on, or a pair of dress trousers and the trouser leg doesn’t rest on the heel block of your shoe. Higher or lower and you look like a ****.

Heel block lads, it matters.

You are definitely a man of a certain age, from when punctuation wasn’t very important.

 

[Blue Mist]

what are fo gers?

Fuck off

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Suit trousers or any trousers, define a man. Too short or too long, just fuck off, if you can't wear them properly, don't, wear shorts so everyone knows you’re a dick.

Another man of a certain age for whom punctuation and grammar are not integral to his snobbery. ;-)

 

[Barcon]

Fuck off

Rag

 

[Blue Mist]

It's Friday night, duh duh duh (just doing the song)
This is a proper thread

 

[Magicpole]

I live in a posh street my next door neighbour puts her fo gers in her mouth and whistles to attract my attention. I've told her on numerous occasions we are not Corpy, but still she does it

I’m going to start calling you Rex. If you stay in a posh house, when I come to Manchester, I can stay at yours. In return I will put the next door or neighbour in the picture. As we say in Glasgow.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I'm a big fan of music, but I'm a bit snoby where Mobby is concerned. I liked Porcelain though.

 

[Blue Mist]

Another man of a certain age for whom punctuation and grammar are not integral to his snobbery. ;-)

I've had 6 pints of Joey Holts bitter.
I'm on my phone with fat fingers.
If you think I know what I'm doing........

 

[Blue Mist]

I’m going to start called you Rex. If you stay in a posh house, when I come to Manchester, I can stay at yours. In return I will put the next door or neighbour in the picture. As we say in Glasgow.

Magic, you can stay at my gaff anytime. All I would ask is you turn the gas ring off under the baked beans pan.




Cos it appears I haven't

 

[Magicpole]

Magic, you can stay at my gaff anytime. All I would ask is you turn the gas ring off under the baked beans pan.




Cos it appears I haven't

Fuck, I do not think I could guarantee that. I’m fucking hopeless too.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I'm a big fan of music, but I'm a bit snoby where Mobby is concerned. I liked Porcelain though.

Play was a masterpiece. He’s generally known to be a tit.

Clothes for me. There’s lads in the pub in puffa jackets, tracksuits, slides and socks. They look like wankers but half of the area dress like this.

 

[Banshee]

The heel of your shoe. Your trouser should always sit on it. Jeans too.

Never had you down for the cuban heel type