Is anybody “Snobby” about anything?

[dickie davies]

Football. Ashamed to say I’m not interested in any matches outside of the premiership. I have no idea which division the Sheffield clubs are in or the Bristol clubs etc. Yet I‘ve followed City since the seventies- this is only in the last five years. When I catch one of these games I can’t believe the number of errors and poor passing.

I don't know if I'm a snob or pedant when it comes to people who refer to the Premier League as the Premiership, but I do know it really annoys me

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Chinese all you can eat. You know where I’m going with this. Cunts who heap about ten different things on the same plate. They then have a very slow walk back to their table, trying not to spill it. They then leave half of it and repeat the process. Take your time. It’s All You Can Fucking Eat. You aren’t being timed.
Classless utter twats.

Same applies to carveries. I won’t even go in them. Fat people with plates piled high with overcooked meat, dried up Yorkshire puddings, overboiled veg and sticky paxo drownes in gloopy bisto.

Shite. I turn into Jacob Rees Mogg when my wife suggests one. She fucking loves them.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Do you have a calendar of pithless lemon wedge serving events? I want in.

September to April. The old housemaids tale of if there's a R in the month, oysters can be served, is true.

 

[Stephen230]

I don't know if I'm a snob or pedant when it comes to people who refer to the Premier League as the Premiership, but I do know it really annoys me

With you there brother. But I’ve at least reached the stage where I can step back from the forum, count to 10 and carry on my life without correcting them.

Hopefully you’ll get there one day.

Obviously I can’t extend the courtesy to real life situations. Where I normally adopt an overly confused expression and ask them if they’re talking about the Scottish or the Rugby Union Premiership?

 

[Stephen230]

Chinese all you can eat. You know where I’m going with this. Cunts who heap about ten different things on the same plate. They then have a very slow walk back to their table, trying not to spill it. They then leave half of it and repeat the process. Take your time. It’s All You Can Fucking Eat. You aren’t being timed.

Classless utter twats.

Oh but you are being timed in a lot of them. Often 90 minutes. So every minute spent walking back and forth is cutting into those precious stuffing your face minutes. Pile it high.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I don't know if I'm a snob or pedant when it comes to people who refer to the Premier League as the Premiership, but I do know it really annoys me

You’re right. The Premier League is its name. The Premiership is rugby.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Never had you down for the stiletto heel type

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

For me it's bloody jocks on the blag pretending they have broken limbs to get on the sick

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Mrs Bucket?

She was a very hard woman, my paternal grandmother. Fearsome.

So, no…

 

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I would also add the wardrobe of Lord Peter Wimsey to that.

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[gordondaviesmoustache]

Yes, food. My nose goes in the air when I see people getting chips in the curry house or pouring all their Chinese takeaway on a plate and covering it with curry sauce. I also get irrationally irritated at people using their cutlery improperly.

We really shouldn’t go for a curry together.

 

[idahoblues]

Yes, food. My nose goes in the air when I see people getting chips in the curry house or pouring all their Chinese takeaway on a plate and covering it with curry sauce. I also get irrationally irritated at people using their cutlery improperly.

You'd shit your pants if you saw some of the locals around here handling a knife and fork

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I look down on thick morons who appear on TV game shows who clearly are beneath myself in terms of general knowledge

 

[Fat Chance]

Wristwatches bigger than the wearers hand

 

[Magicpole]

Oh but you are being timed in a lot of them. Often 90 minutes. So every minute spent walking back and forth is cutting into those precious stuffing your face minutes. Pile it high.

90 minutes is fucking ages. If you are eating 90 minutes solid, either you have many chins, or you soon will have. It’s not about the time, it’s trying how you spend that time, without looking like you have never seen cooked food before.

Or had any idea how much you could eat.

Or, Double Or, Could balance the pyramid of congealing sliding stuff, over a zig zag traverse back to the table. To be greeted by,

You’ll never eat all that you ****.

I know, but I want to get my money’s worth.

So you enjoy all those flavours mixed in? For real?

I know, I don’t know, it will be a laugh andrew f it’s shut I will just get something else.

Cool.

.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I look down on thick morons who appear on TV game shows who clearly are beneath myself in terms of general knowledge

You really should back that statement up with hard facts you know.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

We really shouldn’t go for a curry together.

You have chips with your curry? Disgraceful. So does my Mrs. I bet you have a big crass bright red chicken tikka masala too, don’t you?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Used to have chips with our Indian takeaways often when I was young but I can’t remember the last time. It’s cheesy mash all the way nowadays

 

[mexico1970]

Used to have chips with our Indian takeaways often when I was young but I can’t remember the last time. It’s cheesy mash all the way nowadays

Mashed potatoes and curry is excellent.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Mashed potatoes and curry is excellent.

Sick man