is anyone else's missus pissed off?

Was getting so much grief from the missus this morning (signed on as soon as I woke up) I showed her the thread title and said "look, I'm not the only one". She still showed a curious lack of understanding.

Its got to the stage where I have three tabs open on my browser. Bluemoon, Newsnow and a soft porn site. Anytime the missus comes near I switch to the porn site.

By the way, as you can see I am a new poster. I feel left out as I didn't get the customary welcome.
 
My wife obviously doesn't understand what's happening. Sighed and had a little moan when she got up this morning and I had the laptop ready in the kitchen. She has also refused to undertake her marrital duties.
 
My missus is a rag, so i don't give a fuck whether she's pissed off or not. She did have a moan about permanent SSN on every tele in every room though.
 
My misses thinks I am chattin birds up- fuck me I'm 42, 4 stone overweight, and the old ferret is gonna have it's overcoat cut off shortly- She must think I'm still a looker!!!!
 
mine thinks im gay..dont know what this says about my manlyhood but its to be expected when im reading thread about masturbation and power wanking to a guy named kaka..may have to prove her wrong later..if i get time
 
Thank fuck for this thread. My lady got pretty upset with the Ronaldinho saga in the summer, now this. Its not good!!!
 
sky tot said:
missus really getting fed up now,
and my work mate too,kept checking BMtoday on my phone.
i even get up early at the weekend ,so i can check forums for transfer gossip.(...before the mrs wakes up)

Balls to that, my other half knows not to expect much attention over the transfer period!
 

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