is micah richards still....

[jimharri]

Gollum the chav!!

You up for it then Soph?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Your name isn't Wayne, is it?

No - why?

Blanche? Granny? Shrek?

Oh yeah. Sorry I'm a bit slow - been up since 4. Compared to the one Shrek is supposed to have been with, Blanche would be quite attractive.

Do you fancy Gollum as well?

Let's just get one thing straight. When I mentioned Blanche and attractive in the same sentence, it was as a comparison to the slapper that Rooney went with rather than an absolute judgement.

Mind you - how about three in a bed with Rita & Emily?

 

[supersoph]

Mind you - how about three in a bed with Rita & Emily?

Excuse me while I go and vomit....

 

[jimharri]

Back of the queue, matey. When I've finished with Rita, she'll be like a new woman!!

 

[supersoph]

You men are disgusting.

Urgh. *shudders*

 

[jimharri]

Don't be like that Soph. We're kind to our mums and we love little furry.....animals!

 

[mat]

If you'd said Fizz and Janice you'd be talking Jim.

Can't beat banging a boglin.

 

[supersoph]

Don't be like that Soph. We're kind to our mums and we love little furry.....animals!

Don't try and win me round by talking about animals!

I know a euphemism when I see one :oP

 

[jimharri]

Don't be like that Soph. We're kind to our mums and we love little furry.....animals!

Don't try and win me round by talking about animals!

I know a euphemism when I see one :oP

A what? Is that like bangers then, or what? What?

 

[quiet_riot]

Rosies in need of a lesson!

Yum yum.