Is Michael Owen the most boring ba$tard ever?

[another generation]

At what age group would a 1000-piece jigsaw normally be directed? Nine-year-olds? 14-year-olds? And here we have a 'grown' man who can't even find the corners and edges. Maybe someone should number the pieces on the back for him.

 

[whothefisAlice]

Not even close...there are numerous in 'the posse' far more boring that that Scouse ****.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: Re: Is Michael Owen the most boring ba$tard ever?

I'll just leave this here, second picture.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.creativereview.co.uk/cr-blog/2009/june/michael-owen" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.creativereview.co.uk/cr-blog ... chael-owen</a>

"aspirational" "dynamic" "resilient" "cool" ..... Unlike the idiot who thought that lot up I'm speechless

Don't forget "articulate".

Compared to the granny shagger maybe. Even so, he's hardly Christopher Hitchens is he?

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Scott Parker always struck me as a right bore

 

[glossop is blue]

At what age group would a 1000-piece jigsaw normally be directed? Nine-year-olds? 14-year-olds? And here we have a 'grown' man who can't even find the corners and edges. Maybe someone should number the pieces on the back for him.

This made me laugh!

 

[Crouchinho]

Michael Owen, Mr Interesting!!!

 

[jay_mcfc]

At least he doesn't pretend to be interesting; Rooney and Rio try to be funny but they are dull as fuck

 

[samharris]

At what age group would a 1000-piece jigsaw normally be directed? Nine-year-olds? 14-year-olds? And here we have a 'grown' man who can't even find the corners and edges. Maybe someone should number the pieces on the back for him.

He's set himself 4 years to complete the puzzle because it says 7-10 years on the box..
Well he needs to achieve sommat in life..

The last puzzle he tried he gave up on, he thought it was 500 piece jigsaw with a picture of a tiger on the box til someone told him it was a box of frosties..

 

[Mr Partridge]

Scott Parker always struck me as a right bore

I've often found a lot of managers quite boring. I often wonder how the likes of Owen Coyle, Roy Hodgson, Avram Grant, Alan Curbishley, David Moyes and Tony Pulis can motivate these millionaire footballers to run through brick walls for them! They couldn't motivate me to make a cup of tea!

 

[ChrisBee]

Most excited I ever saw Owen was on a Mastercard tv advert. I bet he thinks painting his house magnolia paint is living on the edge.