This has kept me laughing all weekend and I think I posted something on another thread but felt it deserved one on its own. This is from a site called Epltalk and is a supposedly Manchester based rag's repsonse to the Tevez poster. His is post 31 and here's the
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Read it and laugh, then answer the question afterwards:
Manchester United dwarfs Manchester City in every respect here in Manchester. Manchester United is incredibly popular here. Pubs pretty much schedule their late opening nights on Manchester opening days and museums and the like structure their opening days and special events away from United matches. The city nearly ticks in accordance with United.
Match day for United is like few experiences in the world to be honest the amount of people that pack into the stadium with red flags in their cars is nothing short of amazing. The sea of blue going to Eastlands is but a fraction of what you see when Manchester United play as Manchunians line for hours for tickets. Eastlands can house nearly 47 thousand yet it averaged around 40 thousand last year.
Old Trafford on the other hand holsd 76 thousand and the demand for tickets is overwhelming.
In fact Old Traford is being extended again to house 95 thousand or about twice as much as Eastlands struggles to fill out.
Manchunians pour into Old Trafford like its going out of style while Eastlands struggles to even fill a stadium much smaller. One of the biggest ways to look at it is like this. Manchester United have the biggest stadium of any football club in England and maybe the world.
Now, let's see if you can spot the clues that this rag may not actually be telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth when he claims to come from Manchester?
