It deserves it's own thread. Lorraine Kelly's growler.

[2sheikhs]

A pm when you get a minute mate - I have a, erm, mate who is into loud scat.

-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:08 pm --



I was thinking more of 'Vote Labia'.

How about a coalition with the 'Lubricious Liberals?'

Sounds like a dream ticket.
I may petition my MP to get a Clunge Clause discussed in the house.
And tell him not to fanny around, or simply pay lip service to it.

Does everything have to reVULVAround puns?

 

[uwe28]

Pm anyone??LK's minge has to worth looking at.

 

[Blue Mist]

ah bollocks, I once asked someone to PM me a pic of Gail Platt and I still have nightmares so go on, .....

please can I have a pm as I can't find it on Google.

 

[Cellarite]

ah bollocks, I once asked someone to PM me a pic of Gail Platt and I still have nightmares so go on, .....

please can I have a pm as I can't find it on Google.

That, sunshine, is fucking blasphemus.

 

[Blue Mist]

ah bollocks, I once asked someone to PM me a pic of Gail Platt and I still have nightmares so go on, .....

please can I have a pm as I can't find it on Google.

That, sunshine, is fucking blasphemus.

Just re read it, it is meant to mean it will wipe the nightmares away not as it reads.......... oh bollocks can I just see her M**** please.

 

[Cellarite]

ah bollocks, I once asked someone to PM me a pic of Gail Platt and I still have nightmares so go on, .....

please can I have a pm as I can't find it on Google.

That, sunshine, is fucking blasphemus.

Just re read it, it is meant to mean it will wipe the nightmares away not as it reads.......... oh bollocks can I just see her M**** please.

After a good gander at Gail's tits, it certainly isn't my nightmares that need wiping away.

Stay tuned for your pm.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Fucking hell - how hard can it be to find?
Go on Google.
Type in 'Lorraine Kelly Naked'.
Third entry down, Babestation.
Click on it.
And voila - there's your clopper.
Now find your cock and knock one out over it.
Or do you need fucking instructions on how to find your cock now?

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Pm anyone??LK's minge has to worth looking at.

errrrrr.....actually its not!!!!!!

 

[Cellarite]

Fucking hell - how hard can it be to find?
Go on Google.
Type in 'Lorraine Kelly Naked'.
Third entry down, Babestation.
Click on it.
And voila - there's your clopper.
Now find your cock and knock one out over it.
Or do you need fucking instructions on how to find your cock now?

Aah dear Fetlocks. You are seriously underestimating the anticipation and excitement experienced in those precious few moments when you see a message has been posted in your inbox and click on it to see that someone likes you and wants you to join in the Cellar's communal special time.

 

[Blue Mist]

Fucking hell - how hard can it be to find?
Go on Google.
Type in 'Lorraine Kelly Naked'.
Third entry down, Babestation.
Click on it.
And voila - there's your clopper.
Now find your cock and knock one out over it.
Or do you need fucking instructions on how to find your cock now?

Aah dear Fetlocks. You are seriously underestimating the anticipation and excitement experienced in those precious few moments when you see a message has been posted in your inbox and click on it to see that someone likes you and wants you to join in the Cellar's communal special time.

and to be fair I typed in Lorraine Kellys growler.

 

[Ovo]

Fucking hell - how hard can it be to find?
Go on Google.
Type in 'Lorraine Kelly Naked'.
Third entry down, Babestation.
Click on it.
And voila - there's your clopper.
Now find your cock and knock one out over it.
Or do you need fucking instructions on how to find your cock now?

Aah dear Fetlocks. You are seriously underestimating the anticipation and excitement experienced in those precious few moments when you see a message has been posted in your inbox and click on it to see that someone likes you and wants you to join in the Cellar's communal special time.

Exactly, now, 'm still waiting for my pm.

 

[stony]

FFS it's not that hard to find.

Spoiler

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Fucking hell - how hard can it be to find?
Go on Google.
Type in 'Lorraine Kelly Naked'.
Third entry down, Babestation.
Click on it.
And voila - there's your clopper.
Now find your cock and knock one out over it.
Or do you need fucking instructions on how to find your cock now?

Aah dear Fetlocks. You are seriously underestimating the anticipation and excitement experienced in those precious few moments when you see a message has been posted in your inbox and click on it to see that someone likes you and wants you to join in the Cellar's communal special time.

That's because I am universally disliked, and receive nothing but hate mail, moderator warnings and badly-spelt death threats written in crayon, although the latter have decreased since BB2 left us prematurely.
I dread clicking on my pm's, lest they explode.

 

[Cellarite]

Fucking hell - how hard can it be to find?
Go on Google.
Type in 'Lorraine Kelly Naked'.
Third entry down, Babestation.
Click on it.
And voila - there's your clopper.
Now find your cock and knock one out over it.
Or do you need fucking instructions on how to find your cock now?

Aah dear Fetlocks. You are seriously underestimating the anticipation and excitement experienced in those precious few moments when you see a message has been posted in your inbox and click on it to see that someone likes you and wants you to join in the Cellar's communal special time.

That's because I am universally disliked, and receive nothing but hate mail, moderator warnings and badly-spelt death threats written in crayon, although the latter have decreased since BB2 left us prematurely.
I dread clicking on my pm's, lest they explode.

You need to learn the valuable lesson of only opening pms that are titled Lorraine Kelly's growler or Operation Twat.

 

[Blue Mist]

For those of you into the wonderful fetish of edging my friend can recommend alternating between pics of Lorraine Kelly and Gail Platt.


Just sayin'

 

[jimharri]

For those of you into the wonderful fetish of edging my friend can recommend alternating between pics of Lorraine Kelly and Gail Platt.


Just sayin'

*heads off to Google*



Ah; reaching the point of no return, and then returning!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

For those of you into the wonderful fetish of edging my friend can recommend alternating between pics of Lorraine Kelly and Gail Platt.


Just sayin'

Just back from a delightful session at the Pub and of course, I had to see how the story of the unintelligible Jock's bell-end gripper is progressing.
I'm astounded to hear that pics of one Gail Platt, a regular on my wife's required viewing schedule, are also up for grabs in the clopper appreciation stakes.
Can someone who is well versed in the lobotomist recipient's favoured soap, please inform me of the given name of the hamster faced sex kitten involved?
Many thanks.

 

[andyhinch]

Fucking hell - how hard can it be to find?
Go on Google.
Type in 'Lorraine Kelly Naked'.
Third entry down, Babestation.
Click on it.
And voila - there's your clopper.
Now find your cock and knock one out over it.
Or do you need fucking instructions on how to find your cock now?

Aah dear Fetlocks. You are seriously underestimating the anticipation and excitement experienced in those precious few moments when you see a message has been posted in your inbox and click on it to see that someone likes you and wants you to join in the Cellar's communal special time.

That's because I am universally disliked, and receive nothing but hate mail, moderator warnings and badly-spelt death threats written in crayon, although the latter have decreased since BB2 left us prematurely.
I dread clicking on my pm's, lest they explode.

Do you have the same feeling of dread I have when a mod pm's? Mine goes, what the fuck have I done, I can't remember last night, should I open it, is my passport in date.

 

[mart]

ill have on please

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Fuck me
That pic is older than the internet