itk

I'm a 1995 ITK.

This summer we need to strengthen our backline and word from a very reliable source tells me that Kit Symons is on his way from Portsmouth.
Kit's cousin works alongside my Auntie Doris and he said Symons loves the Roses and refers to baps as barms.
He will be a valuable asset for us in years to come mark my words.

Horton is also apparently after a midfielder and my foreign contacts inform me that he's checking out a Georgian lad. Kinkladsar or something.
My mate down the pub said he's seen him on that Eurosport International channel and he's a big strapping holding midfielder. Which is just what we need imo.

Though I wish Horton would look closer to home for that role. Two words...Nigel Quashie.
Granted he's only young but that boy's going to be huge. He's the missing link I feel in our bid for a top ten spot.
Or how about Johnny Jensen at Arsenal? What he lacks in goals he more than makes up for in class.
 

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