Bigga
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My wife's pussy is hot (her cat Princess Moo Moo Lucky). She's all limp, lifeless and useless! She can't even be bothered to chase the flies that get in!
What the fook do I pay her for?!!
What the fook do I pay her for?!!
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It's a sticky one tonight
- Thread starter stony
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LMFAO - A bloke wore a mankini for the last home game against Bolton. He was in the Waldorf before the match and the mankini was a proper bad fit - his bollocks were hanging out of it at one point.sdm said:The mankini will be off any minute.
bizzbo
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Bigga said:My wife's pussy is hot (her cat Princess Moo Moo Lucky). She's all limp, lifeless and useless! She can't even be bothered to chase the flies that get in!
What the fook do I pay her for?!!
no man should have to pay for pussy
Bigga
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bizzbo said:Bigga said:My wife's pussy is hot (her cat Princess Moo Moo Lucky). She's all limp, lifeless and useless! She can't even be bothered to chase the flies that get in!
What the fook do I pay her for?!!
no man should have to pay for pussy
She's lay at my feet as I type! Sprawled out like she's dying!
DO YOU HEAR ME, CAT, I'M NOT PAYING FOR YOU, NO MORE!!!
Lazy b*st*rd!
ElanJo
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johnmc said:Might have a wank
Might join ya
Bill Walker
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stony said:I think this has to be one of the most humid, close, muggy whatever you want to call it, nights so far this year.
I'm sweating my bollocks off here. If this keeps up, I may have to take off my socks.
what is it like 25deg C.............LOL
bizzbo
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little tip: turning off your pc will drop the temperature by about 3 degrees celcius.
not going to happen though, is it?
not going to happen though, is it?
nimrod said:stony said:I think this has to be one of the most humid, close, muggy whatever you want to call it, nights so far this year.
I'm sweating my bollocks off here. If this keeps up, I may have to take off my socks.
what is it like 25deg C.............LOL
You can laugh, but when my daughter was in Australia last month, she and her hubby were out in t-shirts and shorts and all the Aussies were in long sleeves and moaning it was cold.
Horses for courses and that.
pominoz
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Its 11am and 7 degrees here,freezing.
johnny on the spot
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Even hotter tomorrow, apparently.
I can never sleep, concentrate or 'properly explain myself in this climate' (HST).
Luckily, I've loads of work to do tomorrow in our strong room, which is temp controlled @ 14C to protect our valuable books. Brrrrrrrr!
I can never sleep, concentrate or 'properly explain myself in this climate' (HST).
Luckily, I've loads of work to do tomorrow in our strong room, which is temp controlled @ 14C to protect our valuable books. Brrrrrrrr!