It's been a while ...

[The perfect fumble]

I'm a lady. Wish there had been some exciting reasons for my absence but alas not. Just busy with life, work and football.
This place came up in a conversation this morning so thought I'd come back and check things out. I see things are pretty much as I left them ;)

Pretty much......

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm a lady. Wish there had been some exciting reasons for my absence but alas not. Just busy with life, work and football.
This place came up in a conversation this morning so thought I'd come back and check things out. I see things are pretty much as I left them ;)

A laydeee you say, well that's different.

Hi, glad to have you back. I was 25 last time you were on here, single and broke. I am still single but now quite wealthy. Oh and one of the more sensible posters.

 

[Blue Smarties]

A laydeee you say, well that's different.

Hi, glad to have you back. I was 25 last time you were on here, single and broke. I am still single but now quite wealthy. Oh and one of the more sensible posters.

Still a **** though

 

[Blue Mist]

Still a **** though

True.


And actually sadly, the only bit that is

 

[Blue Smarties]

True.


And actually sadly, the only bit that is

 

[Tuearts right boot]

At 0.8 posts per year...keep it up, I'm on the edge of my seat here ;)

 

[dobingsdobber]

Madam,your perfumed presence will no doubt enhance the forum and hopefully lead to a
cessation or even a total curtailment of the oafish street language so prevalent therein.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

At 0.8 posts per year...keep it up, I'm on the edge of my seat here ;)

Makes the " out of character" attention seeking hello all the more strange.

Does anyone notice (the absence of) a fart on an industrial pig farm?

:)

 

[dickie davies]

I'm a lady.

 

[lancs blue]

Pretty much......

Ok, which tosser has tidied my kitchen??