I'm currently at the Aerodrome and can give you some concrete info about the flight that flew from France towards Hull earlier.
Air traffic control have informed me that Mr Mendy was hoping to take in Lana del Rey at the Radio 1 big weekend but got his dates mixed up.
Upon realising this during the descent around Goole, he instructed the pilot to carry on back to Clairefontaine.
I am currently negotiating a corned beef and red sauce double on hovis 50/50 watching a flight from Germany approach which is believed to be carrying new/old United signing Hernandez who will join for a £63 million fee.