It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[balotelli's back pocket]

If we had to lose one, who'd you prefer to lose: Bernardo or Jesus? I'm leaning Bernardo as, despite being a better player, plays in a position we have ample players for.

Mahrez, Garcia and Angelino.

 

[Cellarite]

Did you manage to retrieve your wank sock from the goat

Yes. It was crumbling as he ran away so I just followed the dust and found him under the Irwell viaduct.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Swapping Jesus for Messi is fucking insane unless we are signing a striker in addition to Messi whichwe clearly aren’t.

It would mean going into next season with Kun who is rarely fit as our only striker. It would be stupidity beyond words.

If we are left with Kun as our only striker next season I will lose all faith in Txiki, Pep etc. but I am certain they wouldn’t let that situation happen surely to god.

Delap would probably get 25 goals from Messi passes.

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

If we had to lose one, who'd you prefer to lose: Bernardo or Jesus? I'm leaning Bernardo as, despite being a better player, plays in a position we have ample players for.

Same. Very poor all last season. I don't see how he becomes a regular anytime soon.

 

[havefaith]

@tolmie's hairdoo - first couple of lines say it all for me and probably a fair few on here, spill the beans my man

 

[meeesh]

If we had to lose one, who'd you prefer to lose: Bernardo or Jesus? I'm leaning Bernardo as, despite being a better player, plays in a position we have ample players for.

Tough call mate,but tough calls have to be made when situations like this come around I suppose

 

[itisrising]

Mahrez

Doubt Barca would want him if they're trying to cut down the average age.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

@tolmie's hairdoo - first couple of lines say it all for me and probably a fair few on here, spill the beans my man

Proper weird. Was listening to a Talk Talk playlist on Spotify this afternoon and this song was on it

 

[itisrising]

Tough call mate,but tough calls have to be made when situations like this come around I suppose

The issue is you don't know which Bernardo we have. I wouldn't swap 18/19 with anyone in the world, 19/20 was totally non existent.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Or we just tell them to fuck off and we'll keep our striker that they value at €100m and not some old twat on his last legs.

Well obviously that’s the case, you aren’t half obstinate, you know exactly what I mean but will argue for argue’s sake.

IF hypothetically the only way we could get the deal done clean was to allow Gabby to go the other way then that is what I was alluding to.

Was pretty damned obvious.