It's Quiet Thread 15 - Txiki Blinders

[plongo]

A dying profession due to proprietors’ greed, and it shows in the state of modern print media. Some papers have barely trained cub reporters writing straight into pre-designed page boxes nowadays and published without any legal, factual or grammatical oversight. That has led to shockers like this

Gibberish lead story appears on page two of Newsquest daily as company axes more sub-editors

Apparent shortcomings in Newsquest production systems were highlighted yesterday when the lead story on page two of the daily Lancashire Telegraph was gibberish. The gaffe happened as the regional press group rolls out new technology which largely does away with sub-editors and instead will see...

www.pressgazette.co.uk

Subs will be a ‘heritage trade’ like Blacksmiths soon.

That sound is my dear old dad turning in his grave, he would detest the bastardization of the English language by today's media. A great sub was my old man who dug a lot of journos out of the shite.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Kipper tie. That’s what Grealish would say if he’s asking you if you want a brew.

 

[manimanc]

Baccara are Spanish.
Messi plays in Spain.

Easy one this time tolm.....you're having Paella for tea.

I thank you.

 

[andyhinch]

Kipper tie. That’s what Grealish would say if he’s asking you if you want a brew.

Noddy Holder wants his joke back.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Some twat @ESPN has essentially lifted what I posted there and already turned it into an exclusive this afternoon.

Tommie. Do a Coleen Rooney. Give us an ‘exclusive’ that City are about to bid for Phil the face or Rooney may just have had further weetabix stapling and see how far it goes.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Ooohh! Yes sir, I can boogie,
But I need a certain song,
I can boogie, boogie woogie all night long.
Yes sir, I can boogie
If you stay, you can't go wrong,
I can boogie, boogie woogie all night long...

Easy this one. I can boogie, boogie woogie all night long refers to those midnight kick offs in La Liga. If you stay you can’t go wrong.

Messi staying at Barcelona.

Or miss bum bum is imminent. I can boogie with her all night long .

 

[Summerbuzz]

Uh oh, Tolmie's joined the Tartan Army.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Have we had a bid accepted for somebody Tolmie?

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

Noddy Holder wants his joke back.

And his tie

 

[BAB.DAB]

Baccara are Spanish.
Messi plays in Spain.

Easy one this time tolm.....you're having Paella for tea.

I thank you.

Year right,
Pie stella