It's tough being a drug smuggler

[mexico1970]

Now she can get back to her charity work and Sunday school teaching.

 

[Blue Mist]

If she can get out of bed in time, an in depth interview on gmtv is next.

 

[Blue Mist]

The money's good...but don't get too greedy or complacent. I've watched Banged Up Abroad.

In her case she managed to do both

 

[mexico1970]

If she can get out of bed in time, an in depth interview on gmtv is next.

I can see the book title.

Georgian prison turned me into a drug mule sex nonce.

 

[Vienna_70]

But we have to have some sympathy specially when there are a few spaces empty in the spice cabinet and it prevents you knocking up a korma or a decent ragout.

Ragout?

I thought that was when a u****d fan loses his job.

 

[Vienna_70]

Let the bastards rot in hell, I tried smuggling 4 oz of finest Cornish clotted cream through Liverpool airport and the bastards caught me. I based my defence on the fact butter is allowed through and it's the same fat content as the aformentioned clotted cream...............The chainsaw was a completely different matter.....I would have gladly my served time.

Beautiful stuff, clotted cream.

Not that I’m biased, of course.

;-)

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I can see the book title.

Georgian prison turned me into a drug mule sex nonce.

I thought the Sunday Sport had folded?

 

[Blue Mist]

I thought the Sunday Sport had folded?

It did.
It was the only way to get it through the letterbox.

Sorry

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It did.
It was the only way to get it through the letterbox.

Sorry

I'll set 'em up...

 

[Fat Larrys Band]

Give her time, Piers Morgan, publish a best seller, exclusive with the Sun, drop the baby, make a harrowing documentary for ITV3.
Gets a series out of it. Flogs soap related adverts.

Buys a big fuck off mansion.

Father turns up, from wherever... Demanding his half of the profits.

 

[BimboBob]

Give her time, Piers Morgan, publish a best seller, exclusive with the Sun, drop the baby, make a harrowing documentary for ITV3.
Gets a series out of it. Flogs soap related adverts.

Buys a big fuck off mansion.

Father turns up, from wherever... Demanding his half of the profits.

You missed out Mother marries toyboy and gets norks out for online smut rag.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Her lack of contrition, gratitude and grace, and her insistence of conducting an ex tempore press conference, when she should have just made a quiet exit and gone home says everything about her.

 

[remember arthur mann]

A backhander goes a long way in Georgia.

 

[mexico1970]

I bet she's spent most of yesterday making up for lost time and put away a fair few saveloys in quick time.

 

[Blue Llama]

Give her time, Piers Morgan, publish a best seller, exclusive with the Sun, drop the baby, make a harrowing documentary for ITV3.
Gets a series out of it. Flogs soap related adverts.

Buys a big fuck off mansion.

Father turns up, from wherever... Demanding his half of the profits.

Big Brother/Love Island is saying hello.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Can she play in goal?

 

[remember arthur mann]

I thought the Sunday Sport had folded?

Bluemoon have found a niche.

 

[hallsteve62]

You missed out Mother marries toyboy and gets norks out for online smut rag.

Online Smut Rag sounds like a Fall song title!