I've just become a father

[Cellarite]

Congratulations mate. Treat your little girl like she's a precious gem. She is.

I always wanted a boy, then I got two. When we had our third, a girl, it all seemed to have been the lead up to my Princess arriving.

Are you still fully loaded mate? Or are you now firing blanks?

I beat a hasty path to Doctor Bong-Eyed's door and demanded he slash open my ball bag and make me a Jaffa.

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Congratulations mate. Treat your little girl like she's a precious gem. She is.

I always wanted a boy, then I got two. When we had our third, a girl, it all seemed to have been the lead up to my Princess arriving.

Are you still fully loaded mate? Or are you now firing blanks?

I beat a hasty path to Doctor Bong-Eyed's door and demanded he slash open my ball bag and make me a Jaffa.

New thread idea...Stand by...

 

[Blue Punter]

Congratulations, you'll both make great parents.

Thanks for the updates and picture messages.

Your Dad's itching to get her enrolled as a Junior Blue.