Jack Warner Resigns

[r.soleofsalford]

I shit you not, this is an actual FIFA official statement:-

"As a consequence of Mr Warner's resignation, all ethics committee procedures against him have been closed and the presumption of innocence is maintained,"

So, essentially, you can cheat, embezzle, act corruptly and illegally but, as long as you subsequently resign, then everythings fine and you're innocent of all charges?!!!!

i still think blatter will be out of fifa before christmas

Not a chance. Blatter will be in power until he wants to jack it in. He's like Baconface, but not as bent.

well without going into a pantomime routine, "oh no he wont"

 

[Gelsons Dad]

I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

But do we need a trial? Five mins, Blatter, an empty room, us, and a white hot poker. If the cuffer screams out, he's guilty!

 

[Barcon]

I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

Woody Allen?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Blatter's looking more and more like The Emperor in Star Wars everytime I see him.