Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson 20th July in Texas

[bluemc1]

Tyson must be nearly 60 no?

Be 58 by fight night

 

[TinFoilHat]

To quote Nan.

"Wot a load of facking shit!"

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Farce

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I know fuck all about boxing but a fight between some giddy YouTube wanker and a FOC nutcase seems like a recipe for amusement.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Mike eat both his ears

 

[TinFoilHat]

Aren't live executions banned?

Not when Trump is re-elected

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

The World has literally gone mad since the internet was invented.

Nobody would have given a single fuck years ago about a non entity fighting a has been.

If they get a payday, then fair fucks, but anyone paying to watch this has my uptmost contempt.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

He’ll be fighting Rocky next

Or Thunderlips.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

He can look awesome in short bursts on the pads but he’s finished after 2 rounds
That was even the case 20 years ago

Would love nothing more than to see him switch that little cxxt off though

Any former world champion would be able to beat an amateur celebrity through pure technique. But these fights are all obviously fixed. I watched a bit of the one with Floyd Mayweather, and it was obvious that there was a no knockout rule. Mayweather is arguably the greatest boxer in history, and was still boxing at the time, but we're supposed to believe that he couldn't knock out some Youtube kid within a round.

Hell, if you want a comparison, look at those celebrity football matches. Sure, some of the celebrities might be pretty decent at football, but there's a reason the tactics of every team are "give it to the 50+ year-old former professionals."

 

[dickie davies]

I know one bloke bit someone’s ear, but who’s the other one?

He used to be the Pope