TCIB
Well-Known Member
And no doubt during this fight someone accidentally grabbed hold of a bone-saw at which point Khashoggi just happened to swing a punch, slip and catch the saw with his neck. An unfortunate chain of coincidences.
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Er, the acting Returning Officer, Mr. E. Blackadder, of course.
And we're all very grateful, indeed, that he stepped in at the last minute,
when the previous Returning Officer accidentally brutally stabbed himself
in the stomach while shaving."