Jamie Carragher - ITV Euro pundit

Unknown_Genius said:
After reading some of the extracts of his book, and what he said about how great it was to have average English players playing for Liverpool last season, I've come to the conclusion he is a lunatic, and a typical little Englander, who's afraid of leaving his comfort zone. I don't know who's idea it was to make him a pundit, its made ITV's football coverage sink to an even greater low. I lived in Liverpool for a few years, and have been around some, lets just say, very "common areas" and I've honestly never heard anyone speak with a scouse accent anywhere near as strong as Carragher's. I'm under the impression he exaggerates it to 'prove' he's some kind of quintessential Liverpudlian. Next he'll be wearing a curly wig, and wearing a fake moustache.[/quote]

Don`t forget the pink and turquiose trackies.
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Swales lives said:
TGR said:
Challenger1978 said:
I live in Kensington right on the Edge of Anfield and Everton, its proper ruff and common round here. No one though and I do mean no one sounds as common as Carragher. I'm sure he's just taking the piss and laying it on.
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Carragher is a 'Professional Scouser' read any of his interviews and his favourite actor will be a scouser, his favourite place is Liverpool, his favourite food is Scouse etc etc etc. Can't stand the bloke!
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So would I be right in assuming that Carragher's favourite things are:
Film: Letter to Brezchnev
TV Show: Brookie
Actor: Barry & Terry off Brookie
Actress: Margi Claaaaarkk
Body part: eeeeeeaaar
Place to live: The Dingle
Food: pan o' Scouse or dead cat
Dog: illegal pitbull called Shanks

I can go with dat laaaar.
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Yep - and have you noticed all his mates have names like:

Billiee
Daviee
Steviee
Danniee
Frediee
Jimiee
Matiee
Timiee
 
Listening to Carragher I am reminded of Alan Partridge's response to a Geordie
"Sorry, it's just noise."
 
Unknown_Genius said:
After reading some of the extracts of his book, and what he said about how great it was to have average English players playing for Liverpool last season, I've come to the conclusion he is a lunatic, and a typical little Englander, who's afraid of leaving his comfort zone. I don't know who's idea it was to make him a pundit, its made ITV's football coverage sink to an even greater low. I lived in Liverpool for a few years, and have been around some, lets just say, very "common areas" and I've honestly never heard anyone speak with a scouse accent anywhere near as strong as Carragher's. I'm under the impression he exaggerates it to 'prove' he's some kind of quintessential Liverpudlian. Next he'll be wearing a curly wig, and wearing a fake moustache.
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I shit you not I've seen plenty of scousers out on the piss around concert square area in Liverpool city centre dressed exactly like that.
 
weeman19_89 said:
Me and my dad couldn't stop laughing because every time he went eeeeehhhhh my dogs ears stuck up and she starting growling, we have now found out our dog hates scousers.
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Thats my kind of hound, brilliant. He talks like scousers on holidays abroad do, like he's trying to show the world just how ultra scouse he is. It is a truly awful noise, fair play.
 
carragher is of classic scouse chav stock. during the 2006 world cup in germany the english team held a barbecue for players, officials and their spouses. it had to be cancelled when 20 or so rough as shit members of carragher's extended family gatecrashed it. still, at least one of them found something to do, allegedly screwing john terry's (seriously fugly) mother.
 
carragher is a horrible ****. never said a word in the merseyside derby when duncan ferguson opposed him. shithouse of a man and along with stevie g laaar and their kopite fanbase i know of no scouser who speaks like em. remember his dad getting arrested for rowdy behaviour at an england game at villa park, and getting arrested again for re-entering the stadium.

taken from his autobiography -

When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.

A few weeks later I received a phone call. “You won’t believe this, Jay. We’re in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?”

Did I really want Neill to take a crack? “There’s only one problem,” added the voice. “Little Davey Thommo is with him.”

That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he’d have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks.

As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed.
 
shackattack said:
carragher is a horrible ****. never said a word in the merseyside derby when duncan ferguson opposed him. shithouse of a man and along with stevie g laaar and their kopite fanbase i know of no scouser who speaks like em. remember his dad getting arrested for rowdy behaviour at an england game at villa park, and getting arrested again for re-entering the stadium.

taken from his autobiography -

When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.

A few weeks later I received a phone call. “You won’t believe this, Jay. We’re in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?”

Did I really want Neill to take a crack? “There’s only one problem,” added the voice. “Little Davey Thommo is with him.”

That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he’d have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks.

As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed.
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What a massive fucking tool. Another good reason for me to never read a footballers biography.
 
another classic - Carragher claimed he deliberately set out to injure another player in a practice session against former Liverpool team-mate Rigobert Song because of the latter's mockery of his defending.[39] "Song walked on to the training pitch with a smile on his face. He was limping off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a 50–50 tackle with greater appetite. 'You're not f**king laughing now, are you, you soft c**t?' I said as he hobbled away.
 
shackattack said:
another classic - Carragher claimed he deliberately set out to injure another player in a practice session against former Liverpool team-mate Rigobert Song because of the latter's mockery of his defending.[39] "Song walked on to the training pitch with a smile on his face. He was limping off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a 50–50 tackle with greater appetite. 'You're not f**king laughing now, are you, you soft c**t?' I said as he hobbled away.
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what a arsehole carragher is,and as for that bollocks he has come off with i would say song would fcuking sort the cnut out if they had clashed total bollocks hate the fcuker even more now, strange thats three scousers i cant stand rooney,gerrard and that twat....
 
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Swales lives said:
Who on earth thought that putting Carragher on the the tv to talk was a good idea?
I'm used to the scouse accent, but even I have to listen with the full concentration of a safe-cracker and then half guess the rest of what he's going on about.

Christ knows how anyone South of Chester or Crewe is gonna understand a word. He makes Adebayor sound like Stephen Fry.
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Hahahaha people in other countries cannot understand a word he says considering many have satellites and they watch the games off the same channels we do. Horrible decision.
 
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