His only asset would be to come on as a substitute against a tired defence that had been chasing the ball all game (like everyone v us). He would score goals that way by being a perfect out ball player.
Only asset?
Watch him press the ball it's like one of those hare coursing videos that pop up on the news occasionally, he's tireless. That I would love to see. On the subject of him being a ****, we've had plenty of ****s play for us in the past but they've become our ****s. It's an under valued role is the ****, the ability to wind up opposition players and fans alike is no mean feat. Every team should have one.