Jay Slater | Body confirmed as Jay (P159)

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I’m no mafia boss, but if I was I don’t think I’d be giving all the local pub landlords daily updates on the comings and goings of my criminal empire.

Just a thought.

Reading that post I envisaged a character like Dave at the Winchester Club behind the bar pouring Arfur Daley another G&T and putting it on the slate

 

[snorky]

But still someones son. Ive found it very uncomfortable the way this thread has gone

It's a little gallows humour on a football site mate. Try not reading it?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Just wondering- after what is it it now, 2 weeks of searching, have they found anyone with any sympathy for him yet?

Some woman who used to be on Coronation Street putting herself out there hoping the producers of "I used to be a celebrity please help revive my career" take notice.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I worked with a woman who said her husband used to leave with his golf clubs at night to play floodlit golf. She later found out it was the bar maid he was playing.

A hole in one every night then

 

[bakerdave76]

A hole in one every night then

GRIP IT SOFTLY AND STROKE IT SMOOTHLY
There are many ways to improve your putting, and this tip is among the best.

 

[LWashington]

A hole in one every night then

Unless his performance was below par and he failed to get his wood swinging.

 

[ganganvince]

We want a shrubbery!

Ni

 

[Marklr]

You can put in a claim from the GoFundme pool... it's £12.00 an hour plus 50% overtime for Sundays

I might not have been looking on the right island, though.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Odds on his mum in the jungle / Big Brother house within a year?

 

[fanatic1]

GRIP IT SOFTLY AND STROKE IT SMOOTHLY
There are many ways to improve your putting, and this tip is among the best.

Grip your shaft tightly, tee up your balls and swing both ways. Golf tips??