Jehovah's Witnesses

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MCFCTrick said:
Can't recall them ever bombing anywhere in the name of their sky fairy, or demanding we bend over backwards to accommodate their cult, so no problem with them....
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No one even suggested that.

Jehovahs witnesses are no harm, however, if they come knocking on my door pleading for me to listen or read their book, and they don't take a polite "no" without continuing, then I consider it fair game for a right good old telling off.
 
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I'm usually happy to talk to these sorts of people as I relish the opportunity. They soon regret knocking on my door.

If you want to get rid of them, I found a good way a few months back when a couple came to my door. I told them that I was keen to speak with them but was about to head out, and so I asked the lady for her address so that I could come to her house and continue the discussion. She replied "Sorry, I'm not comfortable giving out my home address", to which I asked "So it's OK for you to come to my house and disturb me, but it's not OK for me to come to your house and disturb you?".

I can't imagine that they'd ever have a good answer for that.
 
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i remember 30 years ago when i was decorating my new house a jehova's witness knocked on my door, i opened the door and thought WOW, early 30's and fit, so chatted to her, following week she called again with her 15 year old daughter she was fit too ( i was 22 ) so rather fancied my chances with the mother, however as the conversation turned to the bible and god and his kindness, i think i fucked my chances up a bit when i started talking about believing in darwins theory and dinosaurs, and not being a subtle person went onto adam and eve and told them how incestuous it was for them to have 3 sons and asked the question how the human race grew if eve was the only female with 4 males ? i got the feeling they were in a bit of a rush and funny enough never saw them again, and like others have seen jw's around but they never knocked on my door, strange that.
 
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They come round to my lane every now and then. They talk for 5 minutes and hand me a 'Watch Tower' and f*ck off.

They've never asked me for anything and I'm not entirely sure what the fuss is about to be honest.
 
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Just tell them you would love to talk but you are too busy folding all those Scientology pamphlets.

See the fuckers run for the hills
 
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i'm an agnostic,so just don't give a shit...
 
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Gets me that even over here, they wear a shirt and tie. I've seen them on bikes with little backpacks and cycle helmets wearing shirts, ties and trews. Even in the baking heat. I mean ffs why the dress code? Are you not a genuine Jw without shirts and pants?
 
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paphos-mcfc said:
Gets me that even over here, they wear a shirt and tie. I've seen them and Corky on bikes with little backpacks and cycle helmets wearing shirts, ties and purple trews. Even in the baking heat. I mean ffs why the dress code?
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northstander said:
i remember 30 years ago when i was decorating my new house a jehova's witness knocked on my door, i opened the door and thought WOW, early 30's and fit, so chatted to her, following week she called again with her 15 year old daughter she was fit too ( i was 22 ) so rather fancied my chances with the mother, however as the conversation turned to the bible and god and his kindness, i think i fucked my chances up a bit when i started talking about believing in darwins theory and dinosaurs, and not being a subtle person went onto adam and eve and told them how incestuous it was for them to have 3 sons and asked the question how the human race grew if eve was the only female with 4 males ? i got the feeling they were in a bit of a rush and funny enough never saw them again, and like others have seen jw's around but they never knocked on my door, strange that.
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You didn't enquire about the possibility of them calling back the following year for a wild, debauched threesome?
 
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