Jenny Thompson talking about having footballers again..

[Ammy]

Oh just grow the fuck up.
Blokes have done the same thing for centuries.
'Evil' is best reserved for the likes of Hindley and Rosie West.
It cracks me up to see all the usual suspects lining up to be morally offended by proxy over some bimbo kissing and telling, because if it was one of their mates doing it down the pub, then the same sad male fishwives would be hanging on every lurid detail, patting them on the back for a job well done, and getting the beers in.

Bingo
Bird shags a few blokes = Slag
Bloke shags shitoads of birds and brags abt it = Legend.

if a key opens lots of locks - very useful
if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys - useless.

What a truly fabulous and useful saying. Did your Granddad pass that one onto you?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Bingo
Bird shags a few blokes = Slag
Bloke shags shitoads of birds and brags abt it = Legend.

if a key opens lots of locks - very useful
if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys - useless.

What a truly fabulous and useful saying. Did your Granddad pass that one onto you?

no he never gave him werthers origonals either!

 

[johnny on the spot]

if a key opens lots of locks - very useful
if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys - useless.

Oh no, they hate this one. Stand well back.

 

[Anonymous]

if a key opens lots of locks - very useful
if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys - useless.

Oh no, they hate this one. Stand well back.

my tin hat is firmly cemented.

 

[Ammy]

if a key opens lots of locks - very useful
if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys - useless.

Oh no, they hate this one. Stand well back.

Genuinely never heard it before.
No tin hats needed gents, just an odd saying...

 

[Anonymous]

if a key opens lots of locks - very useful
if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys - useless.

Oh no, they hate this one. Stand well back.

Genuinely never heard it before.
No tin hats needed gents, just an odd saying...

but a true one.

 

[2sheikhs]

if a key opens lots of locks - very useful
if a lock can be opened by a lot of keys - useless.

Oh no, they hate this one. Stand well back.

Genuinely never heard it before.
No tin hats needed gents, just an odd saying...

I think it's by Confucius. Or it might have been Oscar Wilde.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Oh no, they hate this one. Stand well back.

Genuinely never heard it before.
No tin hats needed gents, just an odd saying...

but a true one.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Oh no, they hate this one. Stand well back.

Genuinely never heard it before.
No tin hats needed gents, just an odd saying...

but a true one.