Jeremy Kyle

Horrible little excuse for a man.
Pokes dysfunctional folk with a stick to appease a crowd of baying studio halfwits,daft housewives and stoned students,then fucks off behind a 20 stone bouncer when they bite back.
Tells folk how evil Twitter and Facebook are,yet the cunts on both of them.
Tells folk how they shouldn't spend the child benefit down the bookies,yet the twat was declared bankrupt through compulsive gambling.
Fucking short-arsed, Wet Spam-supporting hypocrite.
 
tidyman said:
Another programme that nobody ever watches but everyone knows all about.

All I know is he single handedly cleaned up Wythenshawe a few years ago.

Top man.

Yep . he did a good job there , i remember that ..... i think he , and others , got involved in remedial work in Benchill or Sharston or somewhere like that.
 
malg said:
He just regurgitates the same old stuff again and again. Some of his favourite sayings are here, and please feel free to expand on it:

1. Step up to the mark and be a dad.
2. Put something on the end of it.
3. I'm paid to be honest, and that's what I'll be.
4. You are a very, very brave lady.
5. Well get out and get a job.
6. You are utterly, utterly amazing.
7. and here comes the genius Graham.
8. Well, well, well.
9. It's called a full house.
10. You're just a dirt little trollop.

etc, etc.....not that I watch it that much!

hehe .....

i suspect that most on here would prefer that other little saying of his ..... the one that goes ... ' i am , for today , out of time '!
 
When one guest assaulted another and the matter was taken to court, I think the judge summed it up perfectly. He described the show as a disgrace and was nothing short of human bear-bating.
 
What was the show today? I've been reading Tweets and Facebook statuses about it already. Sounds more full on than usual.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Horrible little excuse for a man.
Pokes dysfunctional folk with a stick to appease a crowd of baying studio halfwits,daft housewives and stoned students,then fucks off behind a 20 stone bouncer when they bite back.
Tells folk how evil Twitter and Facebook are,yet the ***** on both of them.
Tells folk how they shouldn't spend the child benefit down the bookies,yet the twat was declared bankrupt through compulsive gambling.
Fucking short-arsed, Wet Spam-supporting hypocrite.
Spot on with everything you say.
 
peoffrey said:
What was the show today? I've been reading Tweets and Facebook statuses about it already. Sounds more full on than usual.

Didn't see it today , i was watching Frasier on the other channel ....

i do watch Kyle on occasion , but usually if there's nowt else worth watching on.
 
black mamba said:
peoffrey said:
What was the show today? I've been reading Tweets and Facebook statuses about it already. Sounds more full on than usual.

Didn't see it today , i was watching Frasier on the other channel ....

i do watch Kyle on occasion , but usually if there's nowt else worth watching on.
Surely even babestation daytime is better than that. Although I suppose you could argue that only one of those programmes actually shows some c*nt.
 

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