Jesus Christ XI vs YOU

[GSW Blue]

Who's the ref?

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

GK: Igor Akinfeev

RB: A. Anyukov
CB: Vincent Kompany
CB: Nemanja Vidic
LB: Gareth Bale

CM: Yaya Toure
CM: Luka Modric

RW: Antonio Valencia
AM: Wesley Sneijder
LW: Cristiano Ronaldo

CF: Falcao

Move over Jesus, you've had your time.

 

[Matty]

GK: Petr Cech

RB: Darijo Srna
CB: Vincent Kompany
CB: Nemanja Vidic
LB: Fabio Coentrao

MF: Gareth Bale
MF: Yaya Toure
MF: Wesley Sneijder
MF: Alexis Sanchez

CF: Cristiano Ronaldo
CF: Falcao

 

[Laurent Charvet]

Spending eternity with your dead relatives?

No thanks.

Did you ever spend a weekend at your Grandparents?
It's fucking shit.

 

[WooRiddim]

Steklenberg

Contreao Kompany Vidic Bale

Ronaldo Sneijder Yaya Toure Hazard

Van Persie Ibrahimovic

 

[eddiemarin09]

Neuer
Alves. Kompany. Thiago silva. Lahm

Yaya toure
Eden hazard Xavi. Ribery

Cavani
Kun Aguero

I think I just kicked all ur asses..TAKE THAT JESUS

 

[wayne71]

 

[DaveTheYid]

GK - Brad Friedel

RB - Srna
CB - Vidic
CB - Kompany
LB - Jan Vertonghen

CDM - Luka Modric
CDM - Yaya Toure

RAM - Eden Hazard
CAM - Luis Suarez
LAM -Gareth Bale

ST: Edinson Cavani

 

[Blueper]

Neuer

Lahm
Kompany
T. Silva
D. Alves

Khedira
Y. Toure
Schweinsteiger

Messi
Ibrahimovic
C. Ronaldo



Manager: Osama bin Laden

 

[Damocles]

I would just grab two wingers to fire them into the box.


Everybody knows that Jesus is shit on crosses.