Jim Bowen RIP

"All you get is your BFH, your bus fare home, haha"

Worse joke ever, but they dont male shows like they used to.

RIP Jim
" Dave and Denise you've won twenty seven quid. It'll take me three minutes to count it. See you after the break...."
 
In the early series he would make a sarky comment if the dart thrower missed (went in the black) on the prize board
So he'd say something like "you've won the hole out of a Polo Mint" or "you've won an empty crisp packet" He stopped this as it was pointed out that he was actually putting the contestants off
Myself and a mate who were big into darts around this time would mock each other in the pub along similar lines
"You've just won a cruise around the Falklands on the General Belgrano"
 
You're money's safe. Oh unlucky, a bouncer! Now lets av a look at what you would have won. Its a safari to Stoke! Travel through Stoke from the safety of an armoured car, picking up chips on the way, then spending the night in a bedsit with Mrs Donaldson at No 34. Does a lovely breakfast. Still, not to worry, you won the sandwich maker and £48, if you had stuck in a school, you could have been on that safari. If there are kids watching, and I know there is we're a family show, theres always a lesson on Bullseye. Stick in at school.
 

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