Jo arrested

[Tbilisi]

Former Man City star arrested off team bus after allegedly 'failing to pay child support'

Former Manchester City striker Jo Alves has been arrested in Sao Paolo, Brazil as per reports from his home country.

www.joe.co.uk

Our favourite prolofic striker Jo has been arrested apparently.

What was it that first attracted you to the millionaire footballer Jo........

 

[goalmole]

The only unskilful Brazilian forward in the entire history of world football.

He made Bony look prolific.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

My Mrs is mates with someone who has a kid to him over here.

8 kids he has.

Wow 8 kids, there's probably more too....

I always thought he looked like a stereotypical ghetto crackhead only missing the hair comb, turns out he just had an extreme case of sex addiction that caused the crackhead look.

I really hope there's something good from all this and the child is actually a City fan, beyond that though he was useless to us wish we'd have signed Ronaldo instead as was rumoured, even if he only played once a month he'd have contributed far more than Jo.

 

[Mifred]

Well he should provide the child with their ‘supper’!!

Their proofreaders are as bad as ours obviously!
“stories accusing the forward of missing payments when it came to child supper.”

No need to make a meal out of it

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

I think there might have been something fishy with Vuoso like appearance money due. I saw a few city reserve games when I was working away at that time and he could be quite classy imo and was convinced (maybe optimistically) that his debut was just around the corner but it never came. Actually just checked his overall career and its not that bad.

He scored a shitload of goals in South America and played some international games. I think it must have been financial although we did have 5 other forwards ranging from superb to half decent at the time. Was he better than Anelka, Goater, Wanchope, Huckerby or Macken?

 

[Norman kneejerk]

He scored a shitload of goals in South America and played some international games. I think it must have been financial although we did have 5 other forwards ranging from superb to half decent at the time. Was he better than Anelka, Goater, Wanchope, Huckerby or Macken?

Hard to say exactly as.it was only reserves, he could run with it and beat a man or two and had a chance on finishes without being lethal.
Not Anelka class but might give the others a run for their money imo
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[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Jo has been arrested apparently.

... for impersonating a football player?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

He scored a shitload of goals in South America and played some international games. I think it must have been financial although we did have 5 other forwards ranging from superb to half decent at the time. Was he better than Anelka, Goater, Wanchope, Huckerby or Macken?

No.

 

[mcfcmatt]

What for, impersonating a footballer?

This is one of the best comments I have ever read! I can’t stop laughing :D