Jo arrested

[Xhavenjoe]

Typical isn't it... the one time he actually scores and years later he gets arrested for it.

Luckily enough VAR weren't involved or it would have been even longer

 

[dronefromsector7G]

How many people had his name on the back of his shirt cos it was cheap ;)

I did. And João Alves de Assis Silva wasn’t fucking cheap mate

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Vuoso has to be in there too.

Corradi also.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I often suspected he was a Thaksin Shinawatra signing.

 

[Macca3]

So has my Jo signed orange City shirt gone up or down in value with this news????

 

[Norman kneejerk]

Vuoso has to be in there too.

I think there might have been something fishy with Vuoso like appearance money due. I saw a few city reserve games when I was working away at that time and he could be quite classy imo and was convinced (maybe optimistically) that his debut was just around the corner but it never came. Actually just checked his overall career and its not that bad.

 

[bluemurray]

He should have been arrested 15-years ago for impersonating a £20 million striker!!

 

[Stoned Rose]

I hope they CS gassed fuck out of him for the years of distress he caused me

 

[Da_Blu_Moona]

This would never have happened with Vagner Love

 

[feelymcfeel]

What for, impersonating a footballer?

Stealing a living

 

[Cityfan]

The only unskilful Brazilian forward in the entire history of world football.

Oh how the World cup of 82 is forgotten!

Brazil had 10 players with the touch of an Angel accompanied by Serginho at centre forward with the touch of an elephant.

 

[Sid Snott]

So he made more appearances for Everton but he's ex City, typical MUEN

 

[kingn6]

So he made more appearances for Everton but he's ex City, typical MUEN

Tbf we brought him to these shores then realised he was crap. He was sent to spend his time in the Casino but he was cooler there as well, so we had to loan him to Neverton.

 

[east2]

The worst Brazilian since Stevie wonder shaved his wife’s fanny!

 

[Worsleyweb]

So he made more appearances for Everton but he's ex City, typical MUEN

Very strange comment - why would a Manchester paper not say he is ex City?

 

[CΛL]

Just had a look at his Wiki, he actually managed to score goals everywhere except City haha

 

[mancityvstoke]

terrace humour at its finest

All you need is Jo.............

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Former Man City star arrested off team bus after allegedly 'failing to pay child support'

Former Manchester City striker Jo Alves has been arrested in Sao Paolo, Brazil as per reports from his home country.

www.joe.co.uk

Our favourite prolofic striker Jo has been arrested apparently.

Having read the article it seems he has more kids than he scored goals.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

ah the golden years

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I remember his press conference. A journalist asked Hughes what qualities he had that would make him an asset. He looked at him and said "he's a big lad" almost as if he knew literally nothing about him as a player.

 

[Sid Snott]

Very strange comment - why would a Manchester paper not say he is ex City?

MUEN stopped being a Manchester paper when along with The Echo became part of The Reach group. Bring back the Chronicle and Manchester Guardian