Joe 90 v Sting Ray

[Blue Mist]

I do wish to be pedantic, you fucked that up mate.

Well they were puppets. Stringray great typo.

 

[snorky]

To be fair it is always best to come on land for a shag as the cold water makes your willy as small as @snorky

I have shagged a few that resemble beached whales too :)

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Well they were puppets. Stringray great typo.

I wish to retract my pedantry in the light of fresh evidence.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I have shagged a few that resemble beached whales too :)

I was about to report this post for being mysogenist, but tbf the fat ones need love too and are often more grateful.

 

[snorky]

I was about to report this post for being mysogenist, but tbf the fat ones need love too and are often more grateful.

Porkers, gings, munters, even a rag once.

'Animal vegatable or mineral, I will do anything to anything' :)

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Porkers, gings, munters, even a rag once.

'Animal vegatable or mineral, I will do anything to anything' :)

BMR is the student, you are the Master.

 

[snorky]

BMR is the student, you are the Master.

And I don't need a shovel :)

 

[Blue Mist]

Porkers, gings, munters, even a rag once.

'Animal vegatable or mineral, I will do anything to anything' :)

I dispute 'even a rag once'. It is my understanding that it was several times.

As my mother used to say 'how could you'


That said I don't want the graphic details thank you very much.

 

[snorky]

I dispute 'even a rag once'. It is my understanding that it was several times.

As my mother used to say 'how could you'

In fairness mate..... because she let me! :)

 

[andthesunshineband]

I got TV21 every week -and then I discovered “Scorcher” and Football and MCFC took a firm grip!!

My mate lent me his Scorcher & Score stack. I only remember two stories. Jack of United who played in red. Jimmy of City who played in blue ish. Obviously, the legendary "Billy's Boots" was the best of the lot?

 

[Zubrman]

 

[Saddleworth2]

Could.have sworn she was a mermaid.....

Marina, Aqua Marina,
What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why can't you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear?

Your magic to me, a beautiful mystery.
I'm certain to fall I know, because you enthrall me so.

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why don't you say, that you'll always stay, close to my heart.

total babe.
Stingray pisses over Joe 90 every day of the week. I quite liked Phones too.