Joey Barton

The final boss of dad jokes. Great at stupid one liners. Was also in the Sketch Show back in the day, and I think he's in Lee Mack's sitcom too.
Among other things, he's twice won the Perrier Award for the Edinburgh Festival 'Joke of the Fringe' with

'I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again..' and 'I've decided to sell my Hoover.. well, it's just collectng dust..'

Also, must admit on first reading the thread title, I thought it was 'Joey Barton go f*** me' - from the 'Great Book of Dad Jokes' (..drum roll, cymbal and an 'I thengyeeoow!')
 
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