Joey Barton

Ah Joey 'TheBudgie' Barton.

Came up to Scotland on the back of hardman patter, claims of footballing superiority and slagging Scott Brown.'

Now, Brown is hard and pissed all over the mouthy cockney ****. He was raped in front of millions. Picked a fight at Mordor and was out of here balls parted.

What a total cock knobbler.

Oh how we all laughed.

Bless.
Low point of Joey's career, getting his arse handed to him by Glenn Whelan's woman.
 
Ah Joey 'TheBudgie' Barton.

Came up to Scotland on the back of hardman patter, claims of footballing superiority and slagging Scott Brown.'

Now, Brown is hard and pissed all over the mouthy cockney ****. He was raped in front of millions. Picked a fight at Mordor and was out of here balls parted.

What a total cock knobbler.

Oh how we all laughed.

Bless.
To be fair, my under 10's could come up there with claims of footballing superiority. 5-10 years ago, Barton would've run rings around the "Hardman".

In other news, he did make a complete **** of himself yesterday.
 
Joey would like to go down in history as a hardman but he would be put in the same category as Savage, a bloke that thinks they're hard but a fucking wimpy wind up merchant. In the same league as Wilshere, Henderson, Bowyer etc
 
To be fair, my under 10's could come up there with claims of footballing superiority. 5-10 years ago, Barton would've run rings around the "Hardman".

In other news, he did make a complete **** of himself yesterday.

Would he? We will need to differ on that.

If he was ever half as good as his PR claimed he would still be playing for Barca.
 
Would he? We will need to differ on that.

If he was ever half as good as his PR claimed he would still be playing for Barca.

I read or heard something, about a player, whose name escapes me, along the lines of, "If he was twice the player he is, he still wouldn't be half as good as he thinks he is."

That definitely applies to the Scouse twat.
 
I read or heard something, about a player, whose name escapes me, along the lines of, "If he was twice the player he is, he still wouldn't be half as good as he thinks he is."

That definitely applies to the Scouse twat.

Written for him.
 
My conscience is clear. I even hated the fucker when he was playing for us. He should have been sacked many times over. The biggest wanker in football by a country mile.
 
That palaver yesterday when he ran into that players arm was fucking cringeworthyingly embarassing to say the least.
 
Joey would like to go down in history as a hardman but he would be put in the same category as Savage, a bloke that thinks they're hard but a fucking wimpy wind up merchant. In the same league as Wilshere, Henderson, Bowyer etc

And Fabregas.
 
He did look a complete idiot yesterday, but it is the type of stuff Dickov used to do also.
 

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