Joey Barton

I doubt this man is going to live to be elderly. Somebody somewhere is going to thump him so fucking hard one day he'll never get up again.

It seems like there is hardly a couple of months can go by without reading about Joey Barton being involved in yet another violent altercation - when (if ever) is this man going to learn?
He's a scouser, they never learn mate. How many incidents must he be involved in before he has to kick his soap around the shower cubicle
 
Should be an interesting Manchester derby on the table football at Forest Bank nick, Barton v Giggs
Barton will Tandy and Dabo him in one...

Get Martin Tyler for the FIFA like commentary "Barton with his asbo type approach."

Joey will go full Andy Tate "give it Giggsy till the end of the beating"
 
Proper scrote Joey always has been can't help himself but wasn't sure he'd attack a woman tbh... thought it was something related to his time at Fleetwood in the tunnel or another incident there, or something that took ages to sort out with lockdown... needs to do time him and Giggs fuck all will happen to either though.
 

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