Kippax.
Well-Known Member
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin,
orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished all three, he comes back
to the bar and orders three more. The bartender
says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I
draw it; It would taste better if you bought one
at a time.'
The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two
brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia,
and I'm here in Dublin. When we all
left home, we promised that we'd drink this way
to remember the days we all drank together.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom,
and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always
drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks
the three pints by taking drinks from each of them
in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars' in the bar notice and fall
silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on
your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your great loss.'
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then the
light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
'Oh, no,' he says, 'Everyone is fine.
It's me........I've quit drinking!'
orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished all three, he comes back
to the bar and orders three more. The bartender
says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I
draw it; It would taste better if you bought one
at a time.'
The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two
brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia,
and I'm here in Dublin. When we all
left home, we promised that we'd drink this way
to remember the days we all drank together.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom,
and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always
drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks
the three pints by taking drinks from each of them
in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars' in the bar notice and fall
silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on
your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your great loss.'
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then the
light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
'Oh, no,' he says, 'Everyone is fine.
It's me........I've quit drinking!'