Joke

[meldrew]

What's the first sign of madness?









Suggs walking up your drive!

 

[clairepartyring]

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO
> >> HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
> >>
> >> AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
> >>
> >> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER
> >> MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL
> >> IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY
> >> GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
> >>
> >> THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND
> >> TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
> >>
> >> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY
> >> GIRL WAS DEAD!'
> >>
> >> 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'

> >> 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
> >>
> >> HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
> >>
> >> 'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
> >>
> >> WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE
> >> HER A LITTLE BITE,
> >>
> >> THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
>

 

[bluemooncol]

Yesterday evening, I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar.

I realised my life was a big joke.