law74
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Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Jimmy Anderson be if he was a Aussie?
A. An all-rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the Aussie coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. What's the Aussie version of a hat-trick (with apologies to Peter Siddle)?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this Tour?
A. A Doug Bollinger delivery flying towards the boundary.
Q. Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the Aussie version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q. What do you call an Aussie with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Aussie batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Aussie cricket party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.
Q. What do Australian batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Who spent the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian Cricket party?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.
Q. Why are Aussie cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Q. What does Ryan Harris put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat!!
A. An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Jimmy Anderson be if he was a Aussie?
A. An all-rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the Aussie coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. What's the Aussie version of a hat-trick (with apologies to Peter Siddle)?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this Tour?
A. A Doug Bollinger delivery flying towards the boundary.
Q. Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the Aussie version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q. What do you call an Aussie with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Aussie batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Aussie cricket party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.
Q. What do Australian batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Who spent the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian Cricket party?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.
Q. Why are Aussie cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Q. What does Ryan Harris put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat!!