Now I'm sure those of you who have read my posts over the months/years know that I do not swear, couldn't care less about others but it is not my style; however, this from the BBC website brought me very, very, very close:
"Joleon Lescott was named West Brom's player of the season yesterday and the centre-back is clearly gracious in victory.
Whatever happened at the Baggies' end of season award ceremony though, it could never, ever top Louis van Gaal's sensational address at Manchester United's do.
And if you haven't seen it already, are you an ostrich?
"Honoured to have won player of the year. Grateful the fans appreciated my efforts and for voting.
Joleon Lescott
10:34 a.m. - 22 May 2015""
How dare they take away Joleon's glory and mention that turtle faced fat controller in the same paragraph???????? Joleon has more class in his little finger than that tffc has in the whole of his fat body!!!
Whoops, sorry, I will calm down now. I'll get the nurse to give me my pills!! :-)