Jonty

[idahoblues]

OK I have a bit of a dilemma. My cousin is coming over from England for a visit and she's bringing her newish boyfriend with her who's called `Jonty' Do I

a/ just punch him right in the teeth and tell him to fuck off back to England
b/ tell him that as of now you're going to be called....let's say `Bob'
c/ just call him John or perhaps never use his first name in conversation and just let him introduce himself to others

One thing is for sure is that if he's wearing his sweater over his shoulders and the sleeves tied in front it's option `a'
Please help in this time of need as I just can't bring myself to say `another beer Jonty old boy?

 

[BigOscar]

Jonty Rhodes was a fantastic cricketer, so I wouldn't hold it against anyone to be named after such a fine fielder. If however he is just called John but insists on being called Jonty, as he fancies himself a character, then a)

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Is his real name " Jontyontheleft " ?

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Just call him Jonathan. That is probably his proper name.

 

[hilts]

Jonty haha you just know he is going to be a bellend, good luck with that

Jonty FFS

 

[bluegirl74]

Jonty is such a wanker name.
If your cousin is attractive, there is a poster on here who can empathise...

 

[malg]

If his name is John/Jonathan, and he wants to be called Jonty, then 100% a)......

 

[SPIDERBOY]

OK I have a bit of a dilemma. My cousin is coming over from England for a visit and she's bringing her newish boyfriend with her who's called `Jonty' Do I

a/ just punch him right in the teeth and tell him to fuck off back to England
b/ tell him that as of now you're going to be called....let's say `Bob'
c/ just call him John or perhaps never use his first name in conversation and just let him introduce himself to others

One thing is for sure is that if he's wearing his sweater over his shoulders and the sleeves tied in front it's option `a'
Please help in this time of need as I just can't bring myself to say `another beer Jonty old boy?

My suggestion would be..
A) punch your cousin in the teeth for bringing a "newish" boy friend away.
B) punch her in the eye,for seeing some one called "Jonty"
C) at this point,if "Jonty" is worthy,he will back your cousin up,which gives you the right to "knock fuck" out of him,just for being a gobshite.

Hope this helps.

 

[papillon]

Coooey cousin Idaho!

 

[idahoblues]

OK I have a bit of a dilemma. My cousin is coming over from England for a visit and she's bringing her newish boyfriend with her who's called `Jonty' Do I

a/ just punch him right in the teeth and tell him to fuck off back to England
b/ tell him that as of now you're going to be called....let's say `Bob'
c/ just call him John or perhaps never use his first name in conversation and just let him introduce himself to others

One thing is for sure is that if he's wearing his sweater over his shoulders and the sleeves tied in front it's option `a'
Please help in this time of need as I just can't bring myself to say `another beer Jonty old boy?

My suggestion would be..
A) punch your cousin in the teeth for bringing a "newish" boy friend away.
B) punch her in the eye,for seeing some one called "Jonty"
C) at this point,if "Jonty" is worthy,he will back your cousin up,which gives you the right to "knock fuck" out of him,just for being a gobshite.

Hope this helps.

I like it! I knew I'd get help here, hopefully he'll be an utter c**t and it'll make my decision easy