Jonty

[dronefromsector7g]

Maybe he's a rapper called John T.

 

[yeseye]

Just keep calling him Cunty.

 

[oakiecokie]

OK I have a bit of a dilemma. My cousin is coming over from England for a visit and she's bringing her newish boyfriend with her who's called `Jonty' Do I

a/ just punch him right in the teeth and tell him to fuck off back to England
b/ tell him that as of now you're going to be called....let's say `Bob'
c/ just call him John or perhaps never use his first name in conversation and just let him introduce himself to others

One thing is for sure is that if he's wearing his sweater over his shoulders and the sleeves tied in front it's option `a'
Please help in this time of need as I just can't bring myself to say `another beer Jonty old boy?

My suggestion would be..
A) punch your cousin in the teeth for bringing a "newish" boy friend away.
B) punch her in the eye,for seeing some one called "Jonty"
C) at this point,if "Jonty" is worthy,he will back your cousin up,which gives you the right to "knock fuck" out of him,just for being a gobshite.

Hope this helps.

I like it! I knew I'd get help here, hopefully he'll be an utter c**t and it'll make my decision easy

Or he could find you a cnut and it`ll make his decision easier. ;)

 

[stony]

OK I have a bit of a dilemma. My cousin is coming over from England for a visit and she's bringing her newish boyfriend with her who's called `Jonty' Do I

a/ just punch him right in the teeth and tell him to fuck off back to England
b/ tell him that as of now you're going to be called....let's say `Bob'
c/ just call him John or perhaps never use his first name in conversation and just let him introduce himself to others

One thing is for sure is that if he's wearing his sweater over his shoulders and the sleeves tied in front it's option `a'
Please help in this time of need as I just can't bring myself to say `another beer Jonty old boy?

Do what everyone else from Idaho would do, bum your cousin and rob him.

 

[Sergi0 Na5r1]

Do A and B.

Then take his sweater and dye it a different colour.

 

[andy h]

You could try ringing the Foster's advice line and see what they say.

 

[aguero93:20]

Set fire to him.

 

[Barcon]

What kind of fucking name is that? Jonty, you must be fucking joking. Make him sleep in the backyard. My sister went out with some **** called Byron once. I told him right off the bat he will be called Bryan.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Find out his surname, post it on here and let the BM judges, jury members and executioners decide. It's the only fair and correct way to deal with the matter.

 

[bennyblue]

Dont be too hasty pal seems like a nice lad <a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/mjt489" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/mjt489</a> ....................




coats on