I've been watching that 'All Or Nothing' Spurs thing on Prime recently - what the fuck are Kane's rallying cries all about? They all hold hands, form a semi-circle, then he feebly shouts out words along the lines of 'Let's fucking 'ave 'em', and then off they go to star in yet another of Maureen's 0-0 masterclasses. Surely he must feel like some uber cûnt when he and his colleagues trudge miserably off the pitch after another dismal display, knowing that less than two hours earlier he had stood in that same dressing room to which they are all now heading and delivered a so-called rousing speech of solidarity to his battle-worn brothers that was intended to fire up their emotions, put a bit of fire in their respective bellies. Instead he's about as fucking awe-inspiring as Charles Hawtrey.
And all that dare-is-to-do crap around the stadium...FFS! The one club in the entire history of world football that has the unenviable reputation of being serial bottlers, and they put stuff like that around the ground, literally inviting ridicule.
