Josip Gvardiol song

[flapjack]

"And all the runs that Josko makes are winding,
And all the goals that Josko scores are blinding,
There are many things that he, would like to do to you,
But we don't know how....
I said maybe, he's gonna be the one that saves me,
And after all.....Josko Gvardiol'

 

[vanchi]

Josip? Is that his real name?

nope. it’s joško. pronounced yoshko. it originates from josip though.

someone had a wonderall/gvardiol idea previously but don’t know who and where

 

[David Kloppesh]

nope. it’s joško. pronounced yoshko. it originates from josip though.

someone had a wonderall/gvardiol idea previously but don’t know who and where

It was me, but I still couldn't work out the rest of the lyrics though.

 

[supercity88]

The bald one in the winter jumper on the sidelines

Why are we singing about that fraud?!

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Got to be summet connected with Disco, I can’t look past it, maybe regen the Isco one we had before he became a City legend, or D I S C O by Ottowan

 

[talkativesprout]

Got to be summet connected with Disco, I can’t look past it, maybe regen the Isco one we had before he became a City legend, or D I S C O by Ottowan

we got J That's for Julien, we got O Is for Oscar Bob, and then S for sexy Stonsy on to K thats for Kay De Bee then then It's O OH OH.....
J-O-S-K-O
J-O-S-K-O

combined with the barrel hands Dance just to piss of Noel massive Bonce

 

[train man]

Got to be summet connected with Disco, I can’t look past it, maybe regen the Isco one we had before he became a City legend, or D I S C O by Ottowan

You could have something there JHG,
"J.O.S.K.O..." he's..
J, just fantastic
O, oh you'll all have to get your thinking heads on...

J, Just fantastic
O, On our left side
S, Scores when he wants
K, Keeps a clean sheet
O, if you don't know, He's J.O.S.K.O...

Ok, that's rubbish and, despite him getting me 21 FPL points on Sat, I do think other established stars are also waiting for a song, nowt really for Phil yet, although I still like the heartbeat theme then "Foden, we think Phil Foden is fucking Brilliant" nana nanana, nana nanana...

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

To the tune of the D I S C O song we never got to sing for Isco

J O S K O
We've got J O S K O

 

[SSBlue]

This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
You sign Sancho, we sign Gvardiol.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Ohhhh his name is Josko Gvardiol and from RB Leipzig he did come.
To play for Josepi Gvardiola back in the Premier League.
And when you walk down Ashton New Road
you'll always hear the cry.
We are the best team in the land
and no one can deny. Da,da,da...............

I get my coat.