Josko Gvardiol

[not my fault!]

Just so I can prep once the kids are in bed, whose plane are we tracking tonight?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

City just bought Josko,
United shop at Costco,
Nah-nah-nah-na
Nah-nah-nah-na

City just bought Josko,
United shop at Costco,
‘Cos they got fined for FFP.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I can imagine loads of city fans sporting hairy beards

The men will probably do something as well to look like him

 

[Gordyola]

Can't wait for the day we line up with 6 centre backs.

Akanji - Dias - Ake

Stones - Gvardiol

Definitely think we'll see this on the pitch at some stage. Think one of the reasons we've been so keen to get Josko in is because they think he can play the Stones role.

5 Could be a song there

 

[Chi-town blues]

The men will probably do something as well to look like him

well not all men are lucky bastards ;)

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

To D.I.S.C.O by Ottowan

J O S K O
J O S K O
J O S K O
J O S K OOOOH OOH OOH OOH

 

[big gaz]

I half like it, doesn’t flow enough….. not saying my version will but,
The first line sounds like our football before was gash & may piss some moody players off.

Is it my imagination
or are we signing player to help us go & win some more
Pep was looking for Croatians,
so Txixi went & signed him kovacic & Gvardiol
Fergie‘s “not in my lifetime”
but City did it in no time
with Europes best fucking back line
we’ll be back on top
cos City made it happen
cos city made it happen

Bernie lad do you need a banjo player ? oh fuck got that wrong :-(

 

[Taylor]

City better unveil him with some sort of the Mask promo or they have missed a trick.

 

[RayCTID]

Or a photo of Pep Guardiola

 

[Damanino]

I bet some admin will mess up and it goes on OS as Guardiol instead of Gvardiol.