Josko Gvardiol

[shroom]

Good grief man. I just wanted a pizza in comfort followed by a triple chocolate mouse in the comfort of a hotel room.

You'll save calories with a wireless one.

 

[MadchesterCity]

I’m starting to think you just want a date and a doner meat and pineapple pizza would just be something we could share. You’d be prepared to endure it as long as you know the end goal is the room I have booked. Let’s say Roomzzz on Portland Street.

Four slices each, a bottle of Heineken each, then utter debauchery.

Don’t forget the butter

 

[MadchesterCity]

Now you've done it.

Oh no he hasn’t!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Roll her in flour and get out the melted butter

Calling @Coatigan to the thread for purchase advice :)

 

[Bluesince1979]

Wank to tbh that ;)

Awful
:))

Needs to be :

you sign evans
We sign gvardiol

 

[tommybooth]

Surly Jones is a better option and cheaper.

 

[Kinkybyname]

Remember the Ottawan hit

J.O.S.K.O
J.O.S.K.O
J.O.S.K.O
J.O.S.K.O

He is J, just brilliant
He is O, outstanding
He is S, super Sexy
He is K, he is kick-ass
He is O, oh, oh, oh!

drink had been taken!

 

[blinkblue]

thats 5 centre backs

Oops

 

[NG.]

Listen here knobheads, I’m sick of you lot cocking up songs with lyrics that don’t scan so I’ll just have to do it myself

Is it worth the aggravation
To find yourself a job when there’s nothing worth working for
It’s a crazy situation
But all I need are cigarettes and alcohol

It’s a treble celebration
Doing Arsenal, Inter and Gundo beat United scum
We said let’s sign some Croatians
And Pep said let’s get Kovacic and Gvardiol

Mic drop.

 

[Gordyola]

Rags are going to unveil Ten-Bob Pep's latest signing Ten-Bob Erling today, maybe City are looking to upstage them