Just got back from Gate's

[im_still_here]

Ive not read the other Gate stories, so i need some info so i can catch up.

is ono a virgin?
how old is ono?
How did he meet this gate?



Welll if you want to get laid Ono all you need to do is this:

Wait until she leaves the room

When she is out of the room (make sure she is)

Get naked.

just stand in the middle of the room butt naked, you can do a pose if you like.

this should work and she should leap onto your penis like frog onto lilly pad.

THAT IS THE NAKED MAN

 

[Mikem93]

Ive not read the other Gate stories, so i need some info so i can catch up.

is ono a virgin?
how old is ono?
How did he meet this gate?



Welll if you want to get laid Ono all you need to do is this:

Wait until she leaves the room

When she is out of the room (make sure she is)

Get naked.

just stand in the middle of the room butt naked, you can do a pose if you like.

this should work and she should leap onto your penis like frog onto lilly pad.

THAT IS THE NAKED MAN

Ahhh the naked man. Guaranteed to work 2/3 times

Just don't try it in the cinema.....

unless your feeling very confident

 

[Mikem93]

I've missed a few episodes. Has he shagged her yet?

No he's planning to make his "man move" soon though

 

[stony]

I've missed a few episodes. Has he shagged her yet?

Not even got his finger wet. I think she thinks he's gay and she wants him to be her new gay BFF.

 

[slicky202]

if i was doing all this cuddling i'd have a steaming hardon the whole time.


rub it against her she will soon get the message.

 

[Losblue]

I've missed a few episodes. Has he shagged her yet?

I think he's saving up for the Rohypnol.

 

[Bluebird1]

Sounds like Jackanory to me ...

 

[jay_mcfc]

Sounds like Jackanory to me ...

Me too. A bit too well written/rehearsed if you ask me!

All the same it's very interesting and I'm already looking forward to Orange Wednesday

 

[ono]

Sounds like Jackanory to me ...

What's Jackanory?

 

[Scottyboi]

Sounds like Jackanory to me ...

Me too. A bit too well written/rehearsed if you ask me!

All the same it's very interesting and I'm already looking forward to Orange Wednesday

Orange Wednesday- Her fake tan all over his bed sheets!