Just got back from Gate's

what is this, fuckin dear deirdrie. bunch of 'lads' laughing and giggling about someone talking to a girl. I very much doubt she's on a forum writing essays about you, you sound like a bit of a fruitcake to be honest mate.

i could go on about the times my birds ran me over, broke my nose, caught me in a threesome and how she was due to get married 2 weeks after she'd met me, moved in with me. had a fight with her dad, wiped dogshit on her exes door handles on his car and got in shit when he biked it from little hulton to clifton to get her back. her an her mate cheering me up ;) after chelsea beat us in sept 08. both gettin caught al fresco over a canon on a castle in spain, getting bottled of a police officer etc etc..many stories that would make yours look like it is, a weird diary of an over loved lad on a football forum. mate....it's just weird.

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crizack said:
what is this, fuckin dear deirdrie. bunch of 'lads' laughing and giggling about someone talking to a girl. I very much doubt she's on a forum writing essays about you, you sound like a bit of a fruitcake to be honest mate.

i could go on about the times my birds ran me over, broke my nose, caught me in a threesome and how she was due to get married 2 weeks after she'd met me, moved in with me. had a fight with her dad, wiped dogshit on her exes door handles on his car and got in shit when he biked it from little hulton to clifton to get her back. dogging, cheating, drugs and beer...many stories that would make yours look like it is, a weird diary of an over loved lad on a football forum. mate....it's just weird.
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You sound like a lovely couple.
 
crizack said:
what is this, fuckin dear deirdrie. bunch of 'lads' laughing and giggling about someone talking to a girl. I very much doubt she's on a forum writing essays about you, you sound like a bit of a fruitcake to be honest mate.

i could go on about the times my birds ran me over, broke my nose, caught me in a threesome and how she was due to get married 2 weeks after she'd met me, moved in with me. had a fight with her dad, wiped dogshit on her exes door handles on his car and got in shit when he biked it from little hulton to clifton to get her back. dogging, cheating, drugs and beer...many stories that would make yours look like it is, a weird diary of an over loved lad on a football forum. mate....it's just weird.
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To be fair, it would make interesting reading.
 
ono said:
crizack said:
what is this, fuckin dear deirdrie. bunch of 'lads' laughing and giggling about someone talking to a girl. I very much doubt she's on a forum writing essays about you, you sound like a bit of a fruitcake to be honest mate.

i could go on about the times my birds ran me over, broke my nose, caught me in a threesome and how she was due to get married 2 weeks after she'd met me, moved in with me. had a fight with her dad, wiped dogshit on her exes door handles on his car and got in shit when he biked it from little hulton to clifton to get her back. dogging, cheating, drugs and beer...many stories that would make yours look like it is, a weird diary of an over loved lad on a football forum. mate....it's just weird.
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To be fair, it would make interesting reading.
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dont get me wrong, i'll be readin when your topic is called ''gates back doors now smashed'' ha
 
ono said:
I had a new denim jacket/white t-shirt combo which looked pretty swarve. I've lost a fair bit of weight so i can afford to leave the jacket unbuttoned. It really adds to the look.
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I thought Arthur Fonzarelli just clicked his fingers and uttered the word "hheeeeeyyyyyyyy" and the girls came running.
 
Griff93 said:
crizack said:
what is this, fuckin dear deirdrie. bunch of 'lads' laughing and giggling about someone talking to a girl. I very much doubt she's on a forum writing essays about you, you sound like a bit of a fruitcake to be honest mate.

i could go on about the times my birds ran me over, broke my nose, caught me in a threesome and how she was due to get married 2 weeks after she'd met me, moved in with me. had a fight with her dad, wiped dogshit on her exes door handles on his car and got in shit when he biked it from little hulton to clifton to get her back. dogging, cheating, drugs and beer...many stories that would make yours look like it is, a weird diary of an over loved lad on a football forum. mate....it's just weird.
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You sound like a lovely couple.
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Damn! Beat me 2 it! lol
 
Ono i just caught up with the action reading the previous threads.


You do know when an animal is on ''heat'' it means they're mating (i.e. humping the shit out of each other) so if this lovely lass GATE said this to you...well you've missed a tricked here my friend!
 
I now know this, with the heat thing.

Basically when she said it, i knew what it meant, but i was wondering if there was a possibility that she had mis-understood the meaning of it. Women do that sometimes (so do men tbf).

I thought there was a slight possibility that she had mixed it up with 'period' which is a horrible thought.

However, on Saturday, her dog kept jumping on me, and she goes 'I don't know what's wrong with him, i think he's on heat'

So she does fucking know. And i missed a fucking massive trick.
 
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