Just Never Gets Old...

My wife says it's like having sex with me
Starts off good. Then gets boring and rubbish. But the last two minutes are WOW!
Funny, she said having sex with me was like the Champions League semi versus Spurs. Thrilling with lots of end to end action. She thought she had achieved a fantastic climax but was ultimately let down and disappointed.
 
What an incredible day. Was watching the game on a dodgy stream and it kept buffering at 1-2 so looking how long we had left thought fuck this. So turned it of got in my car and set off to see me man at the care home in peelhall. Driving down Sale rd past the little B and loads of rags coming out but they weren’t celebrating so thought something must have happened late on. Kept radio silence in the car and as I entered the care home car park my phone went off and my mate was hysterical shouting we’ve done with the background noise of the bar he was in. So yep a special day in our history and a special day for football in the UK.
 
What an incredible day. Was watching the game on a dodgy stream and it kept buffering at 1-2 so looking how long we had left thought fuck this. So turned it of got in my car and set off to see me man at the care home in peelhall. Driving down Sale rd past the little B and loads of rags coming out but they weren’t celebrating so thought something must have happened late on. Kept radio silence in the car and as I entered the care home car park my phone went off and my mate was hysterical shouting we’ve done with the background noise of the bar he was in. So yep a special day in our history and a special day for football in the UK.
Excuse the spellcheck.
 
There’s one in a pub where they go mad but there is one bloke who puts his head in his hands the only rag in that pub.
Where was this. Remember seeing a video from a pub in Belfast where everyone goes mad, Bears and Chelsea I would imagine. However one rag is at the bar, he looks like his world has ended.
 

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