Just Read Tolmies Thread...

[I Hart Man City]

Not mine.

Read it on here last season.

Breaking legs in the hot sun,
You fought De Jong and De Jong won,
You looked for cover and you found none,
You fought De Jong and De Jong won,

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16u0wwCfoJ4[/youtube]

I know he actually times his challenges to perfection (mostly) and we don't really get much in the way of hot sun round here but still a belter.

 

[Blue-Eyes]

In the words of Gloria Estefan : (Rhythem is gonna get you)

"De Jong is gonna get ya,
De Jong is gonna get ya,
De Jong is gonna get youuuuuuuu"

 

[liamctid]

Oh when de Jong goes sliding in

plus Nigel de Jong (repeat) to the tune of 'Hang the DJ' from Panic by The Smiths

 

[Anonymous]

Not mine.

Read it on here last season.

Breaking legs in the hot sun,
You fought De Jong and De Jong won,
You looked for cover and you found none,
You fought De Jong and De Jong won,

Like it!

Breakin legs of red scum
They fought de Jong, but de Jong won
They fought de Jong, but de Jong won

They ran for cover but they found none
They fought de Jong, but de Jong won
They fought de Jong, but de Jong won

He cracked Stevie Gerrard and Frank Lampard too
He's harder than Richard Dunne
We're glad he plays in blue
They fought de Jong, but de Jong won
They fought de Jong, but de Jong won

Ok, I'll get me coat!

(scans a bit better now)

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Lets get something going for him, something simple but witty.

Guess that counts out any suggestions you have?

 

[hcblue]

How about "Who let De Jong out" and repeat to the tune of "Who let the dogs out"

 

[citychris]

Oh Nige Dejong, Oh Nige Dejong
Goes sliding in, Goes sliding in

Oh when Dejong goes sliding in,

He,s gonna take your fuckin head off,

Oh when Dejong goes sliding in

 

[club 18-94]

Breaking legs in the hot sun,
You fought De Jong and De Jong won,
You looked for cover and you found none,
You fought De Jong and De Jong won

Thats brilliant. All the others are to typical football tunes. This is a decent effort

 

[bluejon]

Breaking legs in the hot sun,
You fought De Jong and De Jong won,
You looked for cover and you found none,
You fought De Jong and De Jong won

class. sit in the east stand, near the corner of the north stand, so more chance of stephen ireland winning mastermind than getting new songs started there, but good luck with that one. and really hope we get something new for tevez that sticks. the fergie sign him up needs to be binned

 

[Ancient Citizen]

We do?

Oh when De Jong goes sliding in,
there's only gonna...be one winner
oh when De Jong goes sliding in.

This is the one. Just repeat the first line it'll kill 'em.