Donkey Boy
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I was at the cash point about an our ago and I felt a little rumble in the lower colon. I checked behind me and as no-one was there I let out what I thought would be a quiet little fart.
Unfortunately shortly after said fart my boxers felt a little wet and the smell was pretty horrific. Just then an old lady stands behind me at the cash point with a terrible look on her face.
I realised I had sharted and had to make a swift exit.
Now the good news is I managed to get in the car and get home without too many people getting down wind of the smell - it was eye watering.
The bad news is that my turqouise matalan undercrackers are completely destroyed.
So to make me feel better I thought I would ask fellow bluemooners if they have ever experienced similar Sharting incidents??
Additionally for those not aware, they dictionary definition of a Shart is as follows..
SHARTED
when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!
Unfortunately shortly after said fart my boxers felt a little wet and the smell was pretty horrific. Just then an old lady stands behind me at the cash point with a terrible look on her face.
I realised I had sharted and had to make a swift exit.
Now the good news is I managed to get in the car and get home without too many people getting down wind of the smell - it was eye watering.
The bad news is that my turqouise matalan undercrackers are completely destroyed.
So to make me feel better I thought I would ask fellow bluemooners if they have ever experienced similar Sharting incidents??
Additionally for those not aware, they dictionary definition of a Shart is as follows..
SHARTED
when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!